Life in Pieces
Thursday 20:10 CAT
Annulled Roommate Pill Shower+
Heather and Tim enlist Clementine's unusual parents, Mary-Lynn and Spencer, to help convince Clementine and Tyler to annul their unexpected marriage.
Receptionist Pot Voting Cramp+
When Greg avoids voting in the presidential election because the lines are too long, he lies to Jen and says he did to get her off his back.
Eyebrow Anonymous Trapped Gem+
When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Jen and Colleen's grooming expertise can fix it.
Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday+
When Colleen teaches Matt her frugal ways, he gets hooked when he realizes how much saving money turns her on.
Dinner Professor Steps Lesbian+
John assumes that Joan's creative writing teacher has a crush on her; Tyler and Clementine have Matt and Colleen over for dinner; Lark takes her first steps while Greg is away on business.
Boxing Opinion Spider Beard+
Behind her mother Heather's back has unexpected consequences. Also, Jen tries to discreetly seek a second opinion when Tim tells her she needs tonsil surgery.
Swim Survivor Zen Talk+
When John decides to try out for "Survivor," Tim gets jealous and attempts to undermine his audition tape. Also, Colleen confesses she can't swim when she and Matt discuss Hawaii as a honeymoon destination.
Window Vanity Dress Grace+
When Colleen goes wedding dress shopping with her future in-laws, she must deal with Joan's unfiltered opinions. Also, when Clementine feels she's overstaying her welcome at the Hughes house, she starts being extra nice to Tim.
#TBT: Y2K Sophia Honeymoon Critter+
The Shorts take a trip down memory lane with a #TBT to Y2K, when John and Joan throw a party to celebrate the turn of the century and John convinces everyone there will be chaos when the clock strikes midnight.
Musical Property Motel Bingo+
Heather freaks out when Samantha auditions for the high school musical and the director, Julius Black, doesn't give her a part. Also, Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair; Tyler and Clementine decide to find a home of their own;
Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating+
When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner to spice up their so far dismal event.
Best Waxing Grocery Rental+
When Greg insists on being Matt's best man at his wedding, Matt is forced to reveal his secret about their plans. Also, Colleen refers Jen to her aggressive bikini waxer in order to get a referral discount;
Chef Rescue Negotiator Necklace+
On Valentine's Day, Greg and Jan hire Allie to cook for them, Matt and Colleen attempt to adopt a dog from a judgmental animal advocate, John and Joan try to buy a classic car and a boy gives Sophia a necklace.
Facebook Fish Planner Backstage+
Tim gets tickets to the Grammys; Matt and Colleen meet with their wedding planner; John and Joan join Facebook; Heather attempts to save Sophia's goldfish.
Awkward Automated Bra Ordained+
Jen and Matt have an awkward dinner without Greg and Colleen.
Dirtbike Old Mechanic Earthquake+
Greg stirs up an old family feud when he finds money he accused Matt of stealing from him when they were younger. Also, Joan takes offense when Heather writes off her forgetfulness as "old age"
Sleepover Dream Light Haze+
When Matt and Colleen take a strong sleep aid, they start experiencing crazy sleepwalking adventures. Also, Greg gets upset when Jen reveals she had a sex dream about a member of the family
Favorite Vision Miguel Matchmaker+
Greg becomes frazzled when Lark only wants to be held by Jen; Heather refuses to get the reading glasses she desperately needs;
Babysit Argument Invention Butterfly+
Matt and Colleen have a disastrous time babysitting Lark while Jen is at work. Also, Sophia is far from pleased when John buys her a butterfly kit for her birthday;
Ear Scorn Registry Manuscript+
Colleen turns to Tim for help with an embarrassing ailment; Dougie enlists Joan to help her buy a gift for Matt and Colleen's wedding; Heather gets jealous when her friends want to include Jen in their mommy group;
Late Smuggling Dreambaby Voucher+
When Greg and Jen take Lark on her first airplane trip, their parental skills are upstaged by another couple travelling with their baby. Also, Joan and John attempt to smuggle their dog, Tank, onto the plane;
Poison Fire Teats Universe+
When Colleen and Matt miss all the flights to Mexico for their wedding, they question if they will ever get married.
As the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what life's all about.
Interruptus Date Breast Movin'+
Joan attempts to lead an impromptu family therapy session, and Matt and Colleen have a great bad date.
Sleepy Email Brunch Tree+
Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family and coaches her through the difficult task of connecting with them.
Prison Baby Picking Golf+
The siblings congratulate Greg after word spreads that he stood up to Joan for passive-aggressively questioning Jen's parenting skills.
Babe Secret Phone Germs+
Tim and Heather unintentionally make things incredibly awkward for Tyler when he brings his gorgeous new girlfriend, Clementine, to meet the family.
Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce+
When Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess, Chad uses the opportunity to pitch them his new business venture.
Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto+
When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust.
Godparent Turkey Corn Farts+
Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen's cauliflower dish.
Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste+
When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they've had in months.
Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong+
Greg is still bitter over an accident that sidelined a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago, so they decide to finally settle the score.
College Stealing Santa Caroling+
Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. Also, Joan tries to hijack Lark's first Christmas from Jen and Greg, Samantha gets lice from a mall Santa, and Tyler announces his plans for college.
Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie+
Heather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialize with, but Sophia and their son don't hit it off.
Gym Party Garage Lobster+
Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out.
Will Trash Book Spa+
When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn't turn out to be as relaxing as they expected.
Soccer Gigi TV Mikey+
When Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him.
Tattoo Valentine Pregnant Guitar+
When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian, repeatedly hits on her.
Hair Recital Rainbow Mom+
When John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family.
Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak+
After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he'd like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn't get along well with Joan.
War Pestilence Famine Death+
John and Joan disagree with their neighbors, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines are drawn.
Puppy Prank Gum Assistant+
Feeling threatened by Jen's very handsome new assistant, Jake, Greg tries to appear more masculine.
Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie+
Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win.
Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring+
Part 1: Greg had an idea. Tim is superstitious. Tyler goes to his prom with Clementine. Matt goes on a date, but can't get over Colleen. Part 2: Colleen and Matt have a party for their book release and Matt makes a big decision.