Schedule

Big Stan on Campus, Season 11 | Episode 7

On furlough from work, Stan takes a temporary job as a security guard for a community college. Meanwhile, Roger tries to earn extra money for the family by turning the house into an inn.

Silent Partners, Season 5 | Episode 15

Ray and Debra can't think of anything to talk about. Debra thinks they need to spend more time together.

Fairies, Season 5 | Episode 16

The twins want to be fairies in the school play.

The Leap, Season 4 | Episode 24

In the season finale, Ted pulls an all-nighter working on a pitch in an attempt to bring business to his fledgling architecture firm, Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st-birthday party.

"The King" Is Dead, Season 2 | Episode 1

When Lois is appointed artistic director of the Quahog Players, she decides to make her first production "The King And I." This makes Peter feel depressed and uncreative, so Lois asks him to be the producer. But when Peter takes control and goes over Lois' head, the musical takes a turn for the worst.

Episode 120, Season 1 | Episode 120

A woman falls in love with her stepson.

Silent Partners, Season 5 | Episode 15

Ray and Debra can't think of anything to talk about. Debra thinks they need to spend more time together.

Fairies, Season 5 | Episode 16

The twins want to be fairies in the school play.

Scents and Sensei-bility, Season 11 | Episode 6

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei and its Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced into being an outside pet.

Big Stan on Campus, Season 11 | Episode 7

On furlough from work, Stan takes a temporary job as a security guard for a community college. Meanwhile, Roger tries to earn extra money for the family by turning the house into an inn.

As Fast As She Can, Season 4 | Episode 23

When an old acquaintance who feels he's ruined Ted's life insists on helping him find a job, the act of kindness backfires; and Barney tries to prove that he can talk his way out of a speeding ticket.

The Leap, Season 4 | Episode 24

In the season finale, Ted pulls an all-nighter working on a pitch in an attempt to bring business to his fledgling architecture firm, Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st-birthday party.

O na hoku o ka lani ka i 'ike ia Pae' (Only the Stars of Heaven , Season 8 | Episode 16

Tani and Junior go undercover as prospective parents in order to infiltrate a private school where the headmaster was murdered. Also, Adam's life is on the line when he is held captive and forced to produce a hidden massive amount of money.

"The King" Is Dead, Season 2 | Episode 1

When Lois is appointed artistic director of the Quahog Players, she decides to make her first production "The King And I." This makes Peter feel depressed and uncreative, so Lois asks him to be the producer. But when Peter takes control and goes over Lois' head, the musical takes a turn for the worst.

Silent Partners, Season 5 | Episode 15

Ray and Debra can't think of anything to talk about. Debra thinks they need to spend more time together.

Fairies, Season 5 | Episode 16

The twins want to be fairies in the school play.

Scents and Sensei-bility, Season 11 | Episode 6

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei and its Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced into being an outside pet.

Big Stan on Campus, Season 11 | Episode 7

On furlough from work, Stan takes a temporary job as a security guard for a community college. Meanwhile, Roger tries to earn extra money for the family by turning the house into an inn.

A series of secrets and blackmail involving a young actor are exposed when Don and his team investigate the murder of a young woman in his Hollywood Hills mansion.

Take My Life, Please!, Season 10 | Episode 20

Nick and Greg investigate the death of a legendary comedian who appears to have died under mysterious circumstances; Langston, Catherine and Sara try to solve the case of a bullet-ridden corpse.

O na hoku o ka lani ka i 'ike ia Pae' (Only the Stars of Heaven , Season 8 | Episode 16

Tani and Junior go undercover as prospective parents in order to infiltrate a private school where the headmaster was murdered. Also, Adam's life is on the line when he is held captive and forced to produce a hidden massive amount of money.

Episode 121, Season 1 | Episode 121

A woman falls in love with her stepson.

"The King" Is Dead, Season 2 | Episode 1

When Lois is appointed artistic director of the Quahog Players, she decides to make her first production "The King And I." This makes Peter feel depressed and uncreative, so Lois asks him to be the producer. But when Peter takes control and goes over Lois' head, the musical takes a turn for the worst.

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar, Season 2 | Episode 2

Peter tells an off-Color joke to a female co-Worker, who sues him and the company for harassment. The settlement forces peter to go to sensitivity training, where peter gets so in touch with his feminine side that he becomes a militant feminist, insisting on "Equality" in all things. Guest: Candace bergen.

Now and Gwen, Season 11 | Episode 8

Francine's trouble-making sister, Gwen, comes to live with the family and her arrival dredges up a long-buried secret from Francine's past.

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas, Season 11 | Episode 9

Stan grows tired of his daily responsibilities and makes a Christmas wish to swap lives with the fee-spirited Principal Lewis.

Stefania Arrives, Season 5 | Episode 17

Marie doesn't want Robert to end up alone, so she invites Stefania to America. But she comes with her father.

Humm Vac, Season 5 | Episode 18

Marie gives Debra a Humm Vac to help with the house. Debra loses her temper.

Definitions, Season 5 | Episode 1

The rest of the gang uncovers Barney and Robin's clandestine romance. Ted fights his nerves over his impending teaching debut at Columbia.

Double Date, Season 5 | Episode 2

While on a blind date, Ted realizes this is actually his second first date with the same girl, and seven years later they still have nothing in common; and Barney takes Marshall out to a strip club.

Lost & Found, Season 10 | Episode 21

The CSIs assist Brass in helping a family friend to solve the disappearance of her family during a car accident.

Hōlapu ke ahi, koe iho ka lehu (The Fire Blazed Up, Then Only As, Season 8 | Episode 17

Adam's mission to take down organized crime on the Island goes sideways when deadly chlorine gas he was using to bait a big fish falls into the wrong hands. Also, Adam begins to doubt Jessie's allegiance.

The Depth of Grief, Season 5 | Episode 5

Lucious and Cookie prep their new artist, Devon, for a premiere listening party, but worry he may not be ready for that kind of pressure. Hakeem is determined to convince Tiana that he has matured, but she has a hard time letting go of everything they’ve struggled through the past couple of years. Meanwhile, Cookie becomes concerned about Jamal.

"The King" Is Dead, Season 2 | Episode 1

When Lois is appointed artistic director of the Quahog Players, she decides to make her first production "The King And I." This makes Peter feel depressed and uncreative, so Lois asks him to be the producer. But when Peter takes control and goes over Lois' head, the musical takes a turn for the worst.