Thursday

13 December

  • 06.00

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Brother, Season 2 | Episode 3

    Robert is depressed because it's the anniversary of his divorce. Marie and Frank try to persuade Ray to cheer Robert up.

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  • 06.25

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    +

    Mozart, Season 2 | Episode 4

    After three lessons, Ally is bored of the piano. Ray doesn't want her to lose interest so quickly, so he asks Marie to teach him the piano again.

    Go to show
  • 06.50

    The Simpsons

    All
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    Who Shot Mr. Burns? (1), Season 6 | Episode 25

    Part one of two. Springfield Elementary School strikes oil, but Mr. Burns steals it and at the same time brings misery to many of Springfield's citizens, one of which shoots him after a town meeting.

    Go to show
  • 07.10

    American Dad

    All
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    Pilot, Season 1 | Episode 1

    Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president makes Steve mad with power, Stan must jump in to save the day. Meanwhile, Roger, the alien Stan saved from Area 51, helps 18-year-old Hayley with her school paper. In return, she hooks him up with boatloads of junk food to curb his sweet tooth. Unfortunately, some Chocodiles send him over the edge and a sugar crash prohibits him from finishing one of her papers, forcing Hayley to pick up the pieces. And Klaus, the goldfish with the brain of a German guy, pines after mother Francine. Unfortunately for Klaus, the closest he'll ever get to a date with her is the spin cycle with her sports bra.

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  • 07.35

    Family Guy

    13+
    +

    Wasted Talent, Season 2 | Episode 14

    In a "Willie wonka" parody, peter goes on a drinking binge in order to find one of the golden tickets that will win him a tour of the pawtucket beer factory. He takes brian as his guest, but they act up and get kicked out of the factory. Dejected, peter comes home and makes fun of lois training a student for a piano competition, by playing a beautiful piece they've never seen him play before. It's revealed he can only play when he's drunk, and lois has to choose between her anti-Drinking values, and getting a chance to win the competition with peter as her protege.

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  • 08.00

    Numb3rs

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    Nine Wives, Season 3 | Episode 12

    When a teenage girl is found almost beaten to death, Don and his team discover that she escaped from a polygamous cult headed by a fundamentalist leader.

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  • 08.45

    CSI

    16+
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    No Humans Involved, Season 5 | Episode 10

    Grissom and his team work on a case of a young boy found dead in a dumpster while Catherine and her team try to find out why an inmate was left brain dead after an action by police.e.

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  • 09.30

    CSI

    13+
    +

    Who Shot Sherlock, Season 5 | Episode 11

    Greg is doing his final proficiency test and he has a case to solve. Ironically, he investigates the death of a Sherlock Holmes wannabe who is obsessive to the point of recreating the great detective's living room in his home, who died from a close-range gunshot wound. The murder weapon is not found at the scene, although all of the other pieces of evidence suggest that it was a suicide. Working under Catherine, Nick and Warrick work on a case of a dead man found in his car which veered off the highway. Dr. Robbins cannot find the cause of death and it is left to the two detectives to solve the mystery. The episode ends with Greg passing his test, resulting in him being promoted to CSI Level 1, thus finally fulfilling his dream of going out into the field.

    Go to show
  • 10.15

    Family Guy

    13+
    +

    Wasted Talent, Season 2 | Episode 14

    In a "Willie wonka" parody, peter goes on a drinking binge in order to find one of the golden tickets that will win him a tour of the pawtucket beer factory. He takes brian as his guest, but they act up and get kicked out of the factory. Dejected, peter comes home and makes fun of lois training a student for a piano competition, by playing a beautiful piece they've never seen him play before. It's revealed he can only play when he's drunk, and lois has to choose between her anti-Drinking values, and getting a chance to win the competition with peter as her protege.

    Go to show
  • 10.40

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Who Shot Mr. Burns? (1), Season 6 | Episode 25

    Part one of two. Springfield Elementary School strikes oil, but Mr. Burns steals it and at the same time brings misery to many of Springfield's citizens, one of which shoots him after a town meeting.

    Go to show
  • 11.05

    American Dad

    All
    +

    Pilot, Season 1 | Episode 1

    Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president makes Steve mad with power, Stan must jump in to save the day. Meanwhile, Roger, the alien Stan saved from Area 51, helps 18-year-old Hayley with her school paper. In return, she hooks him up with boatloads of junk food to curb his sweet tooth. Unfortunately, some Chocodiles send him over the edge and a sugar crash prohibits him from finishing one of her papers, forcing Hayley to pick up the pieces. And Klaus, the goldfish with the brain of a German guy, pines after mother Francine. Unfortunately for Klaus, the closest he'll ever get to a date with her is the spin cycle with her sports bra.

    Go to show
  • 11.25

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    +

    Brother, Season 2 | Episode 3

    Robert is depressed because it's the anniversary of his divorce. Marie and Frank try to persuade Ray to cheer Robert up.

    Go to show
  • 11.50

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    +

    Mozart, Season 2 | Episode 4

    After three lessons, Ally is bored of the piano. Ray doesn't want her to lose interest so quickly, so he asks Marie to teach him the piano again.

    Go to show
  • 12.15

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    World's Greatest Couple, Season 2 | Episode 5

    Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney's intended one-night-stand won't go away, and he uses Lily to get out of his "horrifying" situation.

    Go to show
  • 12.40

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Aldrin Justice, Season 2 | Episode 6

    Barney seduces Marshall's law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently. Lily takes a job at Ted's office.

    Go to show
  • 13.00

    NYPD Blue

    +

    Sipowicz arrives on the scene of a homicide where Shannon and Laughlin are both present. Sipowicz requests that Laughlin leave the scene

  • 13.45

    Numb3rs

    +

    Nine Wives, Season 3 | Episode 12

    When a teenage girl is found almost beaten to death, Don and his team discover that she escaped from a polygamous cult headed by a fundamentalist leader.

    Go to show
  • 14.35

    CSI

    16+
    +

    No Humans Involved, Season 5 | Episode 10

    Grissom and his team work on a case of a young boy found dead in a dumpster while Catherine and her team try to find out why an inmate was left brain dead after an action by police.e.

    Go to show
  • 15.20

    CSI

    13+
    +

    Who Shot Sherlock, Season 5 | Episode 11

    Greg is doing his final proficiency test and he has a case to solve. Ironically, he investigates the death of a Sherlock Holmes wannabe who is obsessive to the point of recreating the great detective's living room in his home, who died from a close-range gunshot wound. The murder weapon is not found at the scene, although all of the other pieces of evidence suggest that it was a suicide. Working under Catherine, Nick and Warrick work on a case of a dead man found in his car which veered off the highway. Dr. Robbins cannot find the cause of death and it is left to the two detectives to solve the mystery. The episode ends with Greg passing his test, resulting in him being promoted to CSI Level 1, thus finally fulfilling his dream of going out into the field.

    Go to show
  • 16.05

    Futurama

    +

    Bender gains the ability to self-replicate, threatening to overrun Earth with vast swarms of copies of himself.

  • 16.30

    American Dad

    +

    Threat Levels, Season 1 | Episode 2

    Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or 'hobby') as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley ran a program that helped the homeless, and Stan's son Steve had an idea to have a Bum Fight program. To get back and to try to gain more money than his wife, Stan takes Steve's idea and starts a Bum Fight Night where he takes bets and treats the homeless like wrestlers. But with the homeless petition, Stan has to end up fighting like a homeless man himself.

    Go to show
  • 16.55

    Family Guy

    13+
    +

    Fore Father, Season 2 | Episode 15

    When Chris constantly fails at every task he is given, and shows no interest in becoming an adult, Peter becomes intent on rectifying his failings as a father; he gets Chris a job at a driving range; but rather than follow through with Chris, he switches his focus to Cleveland Jr., whom he thinks has a shot at going pro.

    Go to show
  • 17.20

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    +

    Golf, Season 2 | Episode 5

    Ray has an anxiety attack while golfing. The doctor suggests more golf to help calm Ray down. Debra won't like that.

    Go to show
  • 17.50

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    +

    Anniversary, Season 2 | Episode 6

    On their fortieth anniversary, Marie and Frank tell Ray that they almost got divorced once.

    Go to show
  • 18.15

    CSI

    16+
    +

    Snakes, Season 5 | Episode 12

    Catherine and Nick investigate a case when a severed head containing a snake is found in a newspaper stand. Warrick, Sofia and Greg investigate a shooting in a van.

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  • 19.05

    CSI

    13+
    +

    Nesting Dolls, Season 5 | Episode 13

    When two bodies covered in tar are found, the CSIs must try to uncover their identities and that of the murderer. Sara is reprimanded by Ecklie for improper conduct.

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  • 19.55

    Numb3rs

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    Nine Wives, Season 3 | Episode 12

    When a teenage girl is found almost beaten to death, Don and his team discover that she escaped from a polygamous cult headed by a fundamentalist leader.

    Go to show
  • 20.45

    Numb3rs

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    Finders Keepers, Season 3 | Episode 13

    After an extremely expensive yacht sinks in the middle of a race, Charlie is put between a rock and a hard place when Don and the NSA need his help on the case.

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  • 21.40

    Empire

    16+
    +

    Love All, Trust a Few, Season 5 | Episode 4

    The Lyon family works to get back in their groove with a brand-new project underway. As Cookie and Portia attempt to sign Devon, who has just the sound they’re looking for, Andre tries to prove himself useful to Lucious on the business side of things. Not having heard from Kai, Jamal panics and looks back at their history together. At Empire, the new management entangles itself with a dangerous tie from the Lyon family’s past.

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  • 22.30

    Empire

    13+
    +

    The Depth of Grief, Season 5 | Episode 5

    Lucious and Cookie prep their new artist, Devon, for a premiere listening party, but worry he may not be ready for that kind of pressure. Hakeem is determined to convince Tiana that he has matured, but she has a hard time letting go of everything they’ve struggled through the past couple of years. Meanwhile, Cookie becomes concerned about Jamal.

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  • 23.25

    Empire

    13+
    +

    What Is Done, Season 5 | Episode 6

    In an effort to sign more artists, Cookie and Lucious make a bet to see who can find someone first. While Lucious bets on the chance to meet an up and coming rapper in a high stakes poker game, Cookie takes to the streets to find untapped talent in a set of auditions.

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  • 00.10

    Family Guy

    13+
    +

    Fore Father, Season 2 | Episode 15

    When Chris constantly fails at every task he is given, and shows no interest in becoming an adult, Peter becomes intent on rectifying his failings as a father; he gets Chris a job at a driving range; but rather than follow through with Chris, he switches his focus to Cleveland Jr., whom he thinks has a shot at going pro.

    Go to show
  • 00.30

    Futurama

    +

    Bender gains the ability to self-replicate, threatening to overrun Earth with vast swarms of copies of himself.

  • 00.55

    American Dad

    +

    Threat Levels, Season 1 | Episode 2

    Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or 'hobby') as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley ran a program that helped the homeless, and Stan's son Steve had an idea to have a Bum Fight program. To get back and to try to gain more money than his wife, Stan takes Steve's idea and starts a Bum Fight Night where he takes bets and treats the homeless like wrestlers. But with the homeless petition, Stan has to end up fighting like a homeless man himself.

    Go to show
  • 01.15

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    +

    Golf, Season 2 | Episode 5

    Ray has an anxiety attack while golfing. The doctor suggests more golf to help calm Ray down. Debra won't like that.

    Go to show
  • 01.40

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    +

    Anniversary, Season 2 | Episode 6

    On their fortieth anniversary, Marie and Frank tell Ray that they almost got divorced once.

    Go to show
  • 02.05

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    World's Greatest Couple, Season 2 | Episode 5

    Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney's intended one-night-stand won't go away, and he uses Lily to get out of his "horrifying" situation.

    Go to show
  • 02.30

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Aldrin Justice, Season 2 | Episode 6

    Barney seduces Marshall's law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently. Lily takes a job at Ted's office.

    Go to show
  • 02.55

    Life in Pieces

    All
    +

    Treasure Ride Poker Hearing, Season 3 | Episode 3

    When Heather finds a map to a time capsule she buried with her brothers as kids, they all set out to find it and dig it up.

    Go to show
  • 03.15

    Life in Pieces

    +

    Testosterone Martyr Baked Knife, Season 3 | Episode 4

    When Heather, Clementine and Jen offer to save Joan from the stress of preparing the Thanksgiving meal, the free time leaves Joan even more frazzled.

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  • 03.35

    The Resident

    16+
    +

    The Dance, Season 2 | Episode 9

    Devon's doubts about his relationship reach a peak as his friends and family gather for his big wedding day. As Chastain's leading medical device company, Quovadis, continues to succeed, Julian (guest star Jenna Dewan) makes a discovery that leaves her uneasy about her involvement in it all. Meanwhile, Conrad continues to work on his relationship with Marshall and Bell takes a risky offer in order to make a mistake from his past disappear.

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  • 04.25

    NYPD Blue

    +

    Sipowicz arrives on the scene of a homicide where Shannon and Laughlin are both present. Sipowicz requests that Laughlin leave the scene

  • 05.10

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    World's Greatest Couple, Season 2 | Episode 5

    Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney's intended one-night-stand won't go away, and he uses Lily to get out of his "horrifying" situation.

    Go to show
  • 05.30

    Life in Pieces

    All
    +

    Treasure Ride Poker Hearing, Season 3 | Episode 3

    When Heather finds a map to a time capsule she buried with her brothers as kids, they all set out to find it and dig it up.

    Go to show