Friday

22 February

  • 06.10

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Marie's Sculpture, Season 6 | Episode 5

    Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class that bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy

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  • 06.35

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Jealous Robert, Season 6 | Episode 6

    Ray blabbers about his wrist hurting when he and Debra fell out of bed during sex. But when Frank hears about it, Ray pretends that it's because they fell down the stairs. While Frank is fixing the stairs, he falls into the basement and breaks his rib.

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  • 07.00

    The Simpsons

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    Love, Springfieldian Style, Season 19 | Episode 12

    When Homer and Marge become trapped in a tunnel of love, three Valentine's Day stories unfold: Bonnie and Clyde steal each other's hearts; a take-off on Lady and the Tramp depicts Homer as a deadbeat dog; and punk rockers Lisa and Nelson become hooked on sweets.

    Go to show
  • 07.20

    American Dad

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    Tear Jerker, Season 4 | Episode 10

    Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece 'Oscar's Gold' the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

    Go to show
  • 07.45

    Family Guy

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    Stewie B. Goode, Season 5 | Episode 18

    At a community swimming pool Peter decides to teach Stewie how to swim. Peter attempts to throw Stewie into the pool, but Stewie hangs on for dear life. Lois thinks it might be a good idea for Stewie to take swim lessons. Peter makes his way to a local video store, only to find out it doesn’t carry pornography. Local newsman Tom Tucker overhears Peter griping about the situation. He tells Peter that his station is looking for an “everyman” to rant about petty irritants during the local news broadcast. Lois takes Stewie for his first swimming lesson. Stewie is his usual irritable self, and isn’t looking forward to the upcoming toddler swim-meet. When Stewie returns home Chris mentions that Olympic swimmers shave off all of their body hair to make it easier to glide through the water. Peter appears on the local news in a segment called You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? His first piece is devoted to the lack of a new “priest and a rabbi” joke. Brian catches Stewie in the bathroom shaving off all of his body hair. During the next swim meet Lois tosses Stewie into the pool, and instead of swimming like the other toddlers, he sinks beneath the water. Lois quickly pulls him out. Furious at being upstaged by a baby named Brad, Stewie places explosives at the base of the lifeguard tower. His intention is to blow up the tower and do Brad harm. When the explosives fail to detonate on cue, Stewie races over to the lifeguard tower to find out what’s wrong. Suddenly the explosives detonate, and the tower falls on Stewie. Stewie experiences a vision in which his soul goes to hell. When Stewie regains consciousness he pledges to behave from now on so he won’t end up in purgatory. One of Stewie’s first good deeds is to give Brian a massage. Brian is disturbed by the “new Stewie.” Peter’s popularity begins to soar thanks to his segments on the news. When Peter and Lois are unable to get a table at a fancy restaurant, Lois says the words “grinds your gears.

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  • 08.05

    Criminal Minds

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    Submerged, Season 13 | Episode 10

    When a series of backyard pool homicides are reported in California, the BAU team team searches for an UnSub with a puzzling past.

    Go to show
  • 08.55

    Blue Bloods

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    Family Business, Season 3 | Episode 1

    A dangerous criminal from Danny's past comes back to seek revenge and kidnaps Jackie.

    Go to show
  • 09.35

    Blue Bloods

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    +

    Domestic Disturbance, Season 3 | Episode 2

    When an injured woman recants her claim of domestic violence, Danny and Jackie look into it further, only to find that the woman is involved in a secret relationship with a high-powered councilman - who also happens to be a friend of Frank's.

    Go to show
  • 10.25

    Family Guy

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    +

    Stewie B. Goode, Season 5 | Episode 18

    At a community swimming pool Peter decides to teach Stewie how to swim. Peter attempts to throw Stewie into the pool, but Stewie hangs on for dear life. Lois thinks it might be a good idea for Stewie to take swim lessons. Peter makes his way to a local video store, only to find out it doesn’t carry pornography. Local newsman Tom Tucker overhears Peter griping about the situation. He tells Peter that his station is looking for an “everyman” to rant about petty irritants during the local news broadcast. Lois takes Stewie for his first swimming lesson. Stewie is his usual irritable self, and isn’t looking forward to the upcoming toddler swim-meet. When Stewie returns home Chris mentions that Olympic swimmers shave off all of their body hair to make it easier to glide through the water. Peter appears on the local news in a segment called You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? His first piece is devoted to the lack of a new “priest and a rabbi” joke. Brian catches Stewie in the bathroom shaving off all of his body hair. During the next swim meet Lois tosses Stewie into the pool, and instead of swimming like the other toddlers, he sinks beneath the water. Lois quickly pulls him out. Furious at being upstaged by a baby named Brad, Stewie places explosives at the base of the lifeguard tower. His intention is to blow up the tower and do Brad harm. When the explosives fail to detonate on cue, Stewie races over to the lifeguard tower to find out what’s wrong. Suddenly the explosives detonate, and the tower falls on Stewie. Stewie experiences a vision in which his soul goes to hell. When Stewie regains consciousness he pledges to behave from now on so he won’t end up in purgatory. One of Stewie’s first good deeds is to give Brian a massage. Brian is disturbed by the “new Stewie.” Peter’s popularity begins to soar thanks to his segments on the news. When Peter and Lois are unable to get a table at a fancy restaurant, Lois says the words “grinds your gears.

    Go to show
  • 10.45

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Love, Springfieldian Style, Season 19 | Episode 12

    When Homer and Marge become trapped in a tunnel of love, three Valentine's Day stories unfold: Bonnie and Clyde steal each other's hearts; a take-off on Lady and the Tramp depicts Homer as a deadbeat dog; and punk rockers Lisa and Nelson become hooked on sweets.

    Go to show
  • 11.10

    American Dad

    +

    Tear Jerker, Season 4 | Episode 10

    Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece 'Oscar's Gold' the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

    Go to show
  • 11.30

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Marie's Sculpture, Season 6 | Episode 5

    Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class that bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy

    Go to show
  • 11.55

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Jealous Robert, Season 6 | Episode 6

    Ray blabbers about his wrist hurting when he and Debra fell out of bed during sex. But when Frank hears about it, Ray pretends that it's because they fell down the stairs. While Frank is fixing the stairs, he falls into the basement and breaks his rib.

    Go to show
  • 12.20

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Garbage Island, Season 6 | Episode 17

    After Marshall sees a documentary about an island of garbage floating in the Pacific Ocean, he becomes fixated on saving the environment.

    Go to show
  • 12.45

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    A Change of Heart, Season 6 | Episode 18

    Barney finds himself at a crossroads when Nora makes it clear that she’s looking for a serious relationship.

    Go to show
  • 13.05

    NYPD Blue

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    Bale Out, Season 12 | Episode 11

    The detectives are on the roof of a parking garage, where an attorney has been found shot to death in his car and the apparent victim of a robbery.

  • 13.55

    Criminal Minds

    16+
    +

    Submerged, Season 13 | Episode 10

    When a series of backyard pool homicides are reported in California, the BAU team team searches for an UnSub with a puzzling past.

    Go to show
  • 14.40

    Blue Bloods

    13+
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    Family Business, Season 3 | Episode 1

    A dangerous criminal from Danny's past comes back to seek revenge and kidnaps Jackie.

    Go to show
  • 15.25

    Blue Bloods

    16+
    +

    Domestic Disturbance, Season 3 | Episode 2

    When an injured woman recants her claim of domestic violence, Danny and Jackie look into it further, only to find that the woman is involved in a secret relationship with a high-powered councilman - who also happens to be a friend of Frank's.

    Go to show
  • 16.10

    The Simpsons

    All
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    The DeBarted, Season 19 | Episode 13

    Bart befriends a new kid at school, unaware that he's a snitch; and after his car is damaged in an accident, Homer ends up with a fancy loaner.

    Go to show
  • 16.35

    American Dad

    All
    +

    Oedipal Panties, Season 4 | Episode 11

    When Stans mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stans umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.

    Go to show
  • 17.00

    Family Guy

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    Bango was His Name Oh!, Season 5 | Episode 19

    The family is at the Quahog Circuit Shack to buy a new VCR, but the salesperson manages to talk them into buying TiVO, which allows one to pause, replay and fast-forward live TV. The family heads back home and enjoys their new purchase. Stewie notices a man who looks exactly like him being interviewed on a San Francisco newscast. Brian pauses the newscast so that they can take a good look at the man. Brian mentions that he could even pass as Stewie’s father. Stewie immediately latches on to the idea, and decides that he would fit right in with the people of San Francisco. In order to get the plane fare for the trip out west, Stewie must raise the money himself. When he doesn’t earn enough from his lemonade stand, Stewie resorts to blackmailing Brian into giving him the money. Brian tries to tell him that Peter might actually be his real father, but Stewie is adamant that Peter is too much of an idiot to be biologically linked to him. Brian doesn’t have enough money for the plane fare either. The two end up hitching a ride on Quagmire’s new Winnebago, which he has dubbed the “Winne-Bang-O.” He plans to travel cross-country having sex with a different woman in each state. Lois and Peter are getting increasingly frustrated at Meg and Chris for constantly interrupting them while they are having sex. Lois and Peter decide that they need to find significant others for Meg and Chris, in order to get them out of the house. Lois helps Chris work on his manners and social skills, while Peter shows Meg how to attract men. After various painful lessons, Meg and Chris head to the mall to find dates, while Lois and Peter enjoy their private time together. Upset with the many stops Quagmire is making, Stewie leaves Quagmire handcuffed to a bed in a seedy motel, and he and Brian take off in the Winnebago. Hopped up on amphetamines, Stewie ends up taking the Winnebago off-road and through the desert, and crashing into a sand dune.

    Go to show
  • 17.20

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Frank Goes Downstairs, Season 6 | Episode 7

    Ray and Debra hurt themselves during a tryst and then lie to their family about how they got their injuries

    Go to show
  • 17.50

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    It's Supposed to Be Fun, Season 6 | Episode 8

    Ray can't control himself at Geoffrey and Michael's basketball game

    Go to show
  • 18.15

    Blue Bloods

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    Old Wounds, Season 3 | Episode 3

    Danny believes a serial killer is on the loose when two separate murder victims are identified as members of a group charged with a gang rape.

    Go to show
  • 19.05

    Blue Bloods

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    Scorched Earth, Season 3 | Episode 4

    Danny and Jackie set out to investigate the murder of a bride on her wedding day in a drive-by gang shooting.

    Go to show
  • 19.55

    Criminal Minds

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    Full-tilt Boogie, Season 13 | Episode 11

    The BAU team's investigation into the home invasion and attempted homicide of a police chief's wife uncovers a world of secrets in a small town in Virginia.

    Go to show
  • 20.45

    Criminal Minds

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    Bad Moon On The Rise, Season 13 | Episode 12

    The BAU is called to New York when several casualties of a brutal nature are reported in Central Park.

    Go to show
  • 21.30

    Blue Bloods

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    +

    Old Wounds, Season 3 | Episode 3

    Danny believes a serial killer is on the loose when two separate murder victims are identified as members of a group charged with a gang rape.

    Go to show
  • 22.20

    Blue Bloods

    13+
    +

    Scorched Earth, Season 3 | Episode 4

    Danny and Jackie set out to investigate the murder of a bride on her wedding day in a drive-by gang shooting.

    Go to show
  • 23.10

    Lee Daniels' Star

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    Karma, Season 3 | Episode 7

    Gravity Media recruits social media influencer Chloe David to attract more attention to Carlotta's festival, but Take 3's plan to hijack attention to their album doesn't go as planned. Cassie's relationship with Xander gets more complicated and Star must face her fears in order to build her family with Jax. Meanwhile, Detective Montero puts Derek in a dangerous position that could cost him everything.

    Go to show
  • 00.00

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Bango was His Name Oh!, Season 5 | Episode 19

    The family is at the Quahog Circuit Shack to buy a new VCR, but the salesperson manages to talk them into buying TiVO, which allows one to pause, replay and fast-forward live TV. The family heads back home and enjoys their new purchase. Stewie notices a man who looks exactly like him being interviewed on a San Francisco newscast. Brian pauses the newscast so that they can take a good look at the man. Brian mentions that he could even pass as Stewie’s father. Stewie immediately latches on to the idea, and decides that he would fit right in with the people of San Francisco. In order to get the plane fare for the trip out west, Stewie must raise the money himself. When he doesn’t earn enough from his lemonade stand, Stewie resorts to blackmailing Brian into giving him the money. Brian tries to tell him that Peter might actually be his real father, but Stewie is adamant that Peter is too much of an idiot to be biologically linked to him. Brian doesn’t have enough money for the plane fare either. The two end up hitching a ride on Quagmire’s new Winnebago, which he has dubbed the “Winne-Bang-O.” He plans to travel cross-country having sex with a different woman in each state. Lois and Peter are getting increasingly frustrated at Meg and Chris for constantly interrupting them while they are having sex. Lois and Peter decide that they need to find significant others for Meg and Chris, in order to get them out of the house. Lois helps Chris work on his manners and social skills, while Peter shows Meg how to attract men. After various painful lessons, Meg and Chris head to the mall to find dates, while Lois and Peter enjoy their private time together. Upset with the many stops Quagmire is making, Stewie leaves Quagmire handcuffed to a bed in a seedy motel, and he and Brian take off in the Winnebago. Hopped up on amphetamines, Stewie ends up taking the Winnebago off-road and through the desert, and crashing into a sand dune.

    Go to show
  • 00.25

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    The DeBarted, Season 19 | Episode 13

    Bart befriends a new kid at school, unaware that he's a snitch; and after his car is damaged in an accident, Homer ends up with a fancy loaner.

    Go to show
  • 00.45

    American Dad

    All
    +

    Oedipal Panties, Season 4 | Episode 11

    When Stans mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stans umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.

    Go to show
  • 01.10

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Frank Goes Downstairs, Season 6 | Episode 7

    Ray and Debra hurt themselves during a tryst and then lie to their family about how they got their injuries

    Go to show
  • 01.35

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    It's Supposed to Be Fun, Season 6 | Episode 8

    Ray can't control himself at Geoffrey and Michael's basketball game

    Go to show
  • 01.55

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Garbage Island, Season 6 | Episode 17

    After Marshall sees a documentary about an island of garbage floating in the Pacific Ocean, he becomes fixated on saving the environment.

    Go to show
  • 02.20

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    A Change of Heart, Season 6 | Episode 18

    Barney finds himself at a crossroads when Nora makes it clear that she’s looking for a serious relationship.

    Go to show
  • 02.40

    The Mick

    16+
    +

    The Car, Season 2 | Episode 18

    After Jimmy purchases an old beat up car from a police auction, he and Mickey accidentally lock Ben inside. Meanwhile, Alba catches Chip secretly pretending to be Sabrina's online crush and she encourages him to keep it going.

    Go to show
  • 03.05

    The Mick

    16+
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    The Dance, Season 2 | Episode 19

    When Mickey and Alba catch Ben lying and try to teach him a lesson, naturally their plan backfires. Meanwhile, Chip devises a spiteful plan to be crowned "Prince" at his school formal, and Jimmy teaches Sabrina how to dance.

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  • 03.25

    Grey's Anatomy

    13+
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    Till I Hear It From You, Season 13 | Episode 17

    Diane Pierce returns to Grey Sloan, but Maggie is still in the dark as to why she's really there. Owen and Amelia hash out their problems as they work a trauma case together, and Bailey tries to mend her relationship with Richard.

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  • 04.10

    Grey's Anatomy

    13+
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    Be Still, My Soul, Season 13 | Episode 18

    When Maggie's mom's health deteriorates, the doctors are at odds over how to treat her. Meanwhile, Richard comes to grips with Bailey's betrayal over the Residency Program.

    Go to show
  • 04.55

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Garbage Island, Season 6 | Episode 17

    After Marshall sees a documentary about an island of garbage floating in the Pacific Ocean, he becomes fixated on saving the environment.

    Go to show
  • 05.15

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    A Change of Heart, Season 6 | Episode 18

    Barney finds himself at a crossroads when Nora makes it clear that she’s looking for a serious relationship.

    Go to show
  • 05.35

    The Mick

    16+
    +

    The Car, Season 2 | Episode 18

    After Jimmy purchases an old beat up car from a police auction, he and Mickey accidentally lock Ben inside. Meanwhile, Alba catches Chip secretly pretending to be Sabrina's online crush and she encourages him to keep it going.

    Go to show