Thursday

2 May

  • 06.00

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
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    Zip, Zip, Zip, Season 1 | Episode 14

    Lily and Marshall hide in the bathroom as Ted and Victoria prepare to have sex.

    Go to show
  • 06.20

    How I Met Your Mother

    13+
    +

    Game Night, Season 1 | Episode 15

    Victoria joins the gang for Marshall's game night; and the players recount their most embarrassing moments.

    Go to show
  • 06.45

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Mona Leaves-A, Season 19 | Episode 19

    After Homer's mother, Mona, passes away unexpectedly, Homer feels guilty for not getting the chance to tell her how much he really loved her and embarks on a mission to fulfill her final wishes.

    Go to show
  • 07.10

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    White Rice, Season 7 | Episode 5

    After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian.

    Go to show
  • 07.30

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Three Kings, Season 8 | Episode 15

    When Peter reads some of Stephen King's works, he imagines his family and friends in three of King's stories. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe act out Stand By Me where as 12-year-olds, they travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Second, Peter's take on Misery puts an injured Brian being rescued by his 'number one fan', Stewie. And lastly Peter envisions his own version of The Shawshank Redemption, where he and Cleveland become friends in prison.

    Go to show
  • 07.55

    CSI: Miami

    16+
    +

    CSI: My Nanny, Season 6 | Episode 10

    A wealthy family's nanny is murdered during a lavish party. The investigation reveals the victim had just been fired from her job by the children's jealous mother and that $250,000 is missing from the house safe. The suspect pool grows bigger when the team discover a hidden camera in the room and that the dead nanny and a previous nanny both knew the combination.

    Go to show
  • 08.45

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Ua Lawe Wale (Taken), Season 2 | Episode 2

    Gov. Denning assigns Officer Lori Weston to Five-0 to make sure McGarrett and team follow the new rules set by him and also apply her excellent profiling skills to the task force. Meanwhile, as Five-0 investigates the kidnapping of a teenage paddleboard champion, Internal Affairs Capt. Vince Fryer continues his interrogation of Kono.

    Go to show
  • 09.30

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Kame'e (The Hero), Season 2 | Episode 3

    At his mentor's request, McGarrett persuades Max to redo the autopsy on a SEAL, thought to have committed suicide, in order to investigate his murder. Meanwhile, Chin Ho worries about Kono hanging out with a group of dirty ex-cops, including Frank Delano.

    Go to show
  • 10.15

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Three Kings, Season 8 | Episode 15

    When Peter reads some of Stephen King's works, he imagines his family and friends in three of King's stories. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe act out Stand By Me where as 12-year-olds, they travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Second, Peter's take on Misery puts an injured Brian being rescued by his 'number one fan', Stewie. And lastly Peter envisions his own version of The Shawshank Redemption, where he and Cleveland become friends in prison.

    Go to show
  • 10.40

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Mona Leaves-A, Season 19 | Episode 19

    After Homer's mother, Mona, passes away unexpectedly, Homer feels guilty for not getting the chance to tell her how much he really loved her and embarks on a mission to fulfill her final wishes.

    Go to show
  • 11.05

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    White Rice, Season 7 | Episode 5

    After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian.

    Go to show
  • 11.30

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Zip, Zip, Zip, Season 1 | Episode 14

    Lily and Marshall hide in the bathroom as Ted and Victoria prepare to have sex.

    Go to show
  • 11.50

    How I Met Your Mother

    13+
    +

    Game Night, Season 1 | Episode 15

    Victoria joins the gang for Marshall's game night; and the players recount their most embarrassing moments.

    Go to show
  • 12.15

    Life in Pieces

    13+
    +

    Musical Property Motel Bingo, Season 2 | Episode 10

    Heather freaks out when Samantha auditions for the high school musical and the director, Julius Black, doesn't give her a part. Also, Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair; Tyler and Clementine decide to find a home of their own;

    Go to show
  • 12.40

    Life in Pieces

    All
    +

    Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating, Season 2 | Episode 11

    When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner to spice up their so far dismal event.

    Go to show
  • 13.00

    Castle

    16+
    +

    The Last Seduction, Season 8 | Episode 7

    In order to hunt down the brutal murderer of a grifting seducer, Castle and Beckett must investigate New York's elite. Meanwhile, Castle plans to surprise Beckett on their one-year wedding anniversary.

    Go to show
  • 13.50

    CSI: Miami

    16+
    +

    CSI: My Nanny, Season 6 | Episode 10

    A wealthy family's nanny is murdered during a lavish party. The investigation reveals the victim had just been fired from her job by the children's jealous mother and that $250,000 is missing from the house safe. The suspect pool grows bigger when the team discover a hidden camera in the room and that the dead nanny and a previous nanny both knew the combination.

    Go to show
  • 14.35

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Ua Lawe Wale (Taken), Season 2 | Episode 2

    Gov. Denning assigns Officer Lori Weston to Five-0 to make sure McGarrett and team follow the new rules set by him and also apply her excellent profiling skills to the task force. Meanwhile, as Five-0 investigates the kidnapping of a teenage paddleboard champion, Internal Affairs Capt. Vince Fryer continues his interrogation of Kono.

    Go to show
  • 15.20

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Kame'e (The Hero), Season 2 | Episode 3

    At his mentor's request, McGarrett persuades Max to redo the autopsy on a SEAL, thought to have committed suicide, in order to investigate his murder. Meanwhile, Chin Ho worries about Kono hanging out with a group of dirty ex-cops, including Frank Delano.

    Go to show
  • 16.10

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    All About Lisa, Season 19 | Episode 20

    Lisa outshines Krusty as his new assistant and steals the spotlight from him, earning her own TV show. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart spend some quality time together with their new coin collecting hobby.

    Go to show
  • 16.35

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    There Will Be Bad Blood, Season 7 | Episode 6

    It's Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don't go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.

    Go to show
  • 17.00

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Peter's Progress, Season 8 | Episode 16

    Peter has a psychic palm reading and discovers he led a past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who followed the beautiful Lady Redbush from 17th century England, where the fierce King Stewart III reigned supreme, to the newly founded American colony of Quahog to win her heart.

    Go to show
  • 17.25

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Cupcake, Season 1 | Episode 16

    Victoria gets a scholarship to a culinary institute in Germany, and must decide whether to go, or to stay in America with Ted; and Lily goes shopping for a wedding dress.

    Go to show
  • 17.50

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Life Among The Gorillas, Season 1 | Episode 17

    Ted tries to maintain a long-distance relationship with Victoria, who's in Germany, but when she e-mails that they need to talk, he's sure shes going to dump him.

    Go to show
  • 18.15

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Mea Makamae (Treasure), Season 2 | Episode 4

    The FIVE-0 take to the beautiful waters off Hawaii to investigate the murder of a deep sea diver known for his valuable shipwreck finds.

    Go to show
  • 19.05

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Ma'ema'e (Clean), Season 2 | Episode 5

    The FIVE-0's investigation into the murder of the state's women's volleyball coach leads them to find out more bad news about Kono, and Chin Ho reconnects with his former fiancée, Malia.

    Go to show
  • 19.55

    Empire

    +

    Never Doubt I Love, Season 5 | Episode 16

    It’s a special day for Jamal and Kai, but drama might ruin it when AUSA’s Meghan Conway continues to pursue the Lyons by any means necessary. Meanwhile, Damon shows up, threatening to expose Cookie’s secret; Teri confides in Cookie, sharing a big secret; and Andre asks Lucious for help with a life-altering task.

    Go to show
  • 20.45

    Empire

    +

    My Fate Cries Out, Season 5 | Episode 17

    Cookie gets picked up by AUSA Conway, while Lucious is visited by his past. Becky, Hakeem and Andre devise a plan to save Empire by putting on a show with special guests Sevyn Streeter and Ty Dolla $ign. Meanwhile, Andre helps Empire by getting help from the last person the Lyons expect, and Cookie may never forgive Lucious for what he’s done.

    Go to show
  • 21.45

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Mea Makamae (Treasure), Season 2 | Episode 4

    The FIVE-0 take to the beautiful waters off Hawaii to investigate the murder of a deep sea diver known for his valuable shipwreck finds.

    Go to show
  • 22.35

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Ma'ema'e (Clean), Season 2 | Episode 5

    The FIVE-0's investigation into the murder of the state's women's volleyball coach leads them to find out more bad news about Kono, and Chin Ho reconnects with his former fiancée, Malia.

    Go to show
  • 23.25

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Peter's Progress, Season 8 | Episode 16

    Peter has a psychic palm reading and discovers he led a past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who followed the beautiful Lady Redbush from 17th century England, where the fierce King Stewart III reigned supreme, to the newly founded American colony of Quahog to win her heart.

    Go to show
  • 23.50

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    All About Lisa, Season 19 | Episode 20

    Lisa outshines Krusty as his new assistant and steals the spotlight from him, earning her own TV show. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart spend some quality time together with their new coin collecting hobby.

    Go to show
  • 00.15

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    There Will Be Bad Blood, Season 7 | Episode 6

    It's Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don't go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.

    Go to show
  • 00.35

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Cupcake, Season 1 | Episode 16

    Victoria gets a scholarship to a culinary institute in Germany, and must decide whether to go, or to stay in America with Ted; and Lily goes shopping for a wedding dress.

    Go to show
  • 01.00

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Life Among The Gorillas, Season 1 | Episode 17

    Ted tries to maintain a long-distance relationship with Victoria, who's in Germany, but when she e-mails that they need to talk, he's sure shes going to dump him.

    Go to show
  • 01.25

    Life in Pieces

    13+
    +

    Musical Property Motel Bingo, Season 2 | Episode 10

    Heather freaks out when Samantha auditions for the high school musical and the director, Julius Black, doesn't give her a part. Also, Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair; Tyler and Clementine decide to find a home of their own;

    Go to show
  • 01.45

    Life in Pieces

    All
    +

    Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating, Season 2 | Episode 11

    When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner to spice up their so far dismal event.

    Go to show
  • 02.10

    Castle

    16+
    +

    The Last Seduction, Season 8 | Episode 7

    In order to hunt down the brutal murderer of a grifting seducer, Castle and Beckett must investigate New York's elite. Meanwhile, Castle plans to surprise Beckett on their one-year wedding anniversary.

    Go to show
  • 02.55

    You're The Worst

    16+
    +

    Try Real Hard, Season 3 | Episode 1

    Jimmy and Gretchen adjust to life after saying I love you. Edgar and Dorothy have sexual problems. Lindsay and Paul start a new hobby.

    Go to show
  • 03.20

    You're The Worst

    16+
    +

    Fix Me, Dummy, Season 3 | Episode 2

    Gretchen starts therapy; Jimmy's confidence wavers; Lindsay neglects a bedridden Paul.

    Go to show
  • 03.45

    The Resident

    +

    Broker and Broker, Season 2 | Episode 22

    When a lottery winner is admitted to the hospital, Bell turns to him as a potential solution to Chastain's financial problems. Nic becomes infuriated when Alec suggests she meet with an organ broker in hopes of saving Jessie's life, but after her other ideas fail, she brings the idea to Conrad. Meanwhile, Devon and Irving help Mina piece together details from her night out after The Raptor sidelines her for an upcoming surgery.

    Go to show
  • 04.30

    Life in Pieces

    13+
    +

    Musical Property Motel Bingo, Season 2 | Episode 10

    Heather freaks out when Samantha auditions for the high school musical and the director, Julius Black, doesn't give her a part. Also, Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair; Tyler and Clementine decide to find a home of their own;

    Go to show
  • 04.55

    Life in Pieces

    All
    +

    Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating, Season 2 | Episode 11

    When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner to spice up their so far dismal event.

    Go to show
  • 05.15

    You're The Worst

    16+
    +

    Try Real Hard, Season 3 | Episode 1

    Jimmy and Gretchen adjust to life after saying I love you. Edgar and Dorothy have sexual problems. Lindsay and Paul start a new hobby.

    Go to show