Saturday

8 August

  • 06:30 CAT

    CSI: Miami

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    In the Wind, Season 8 | Episode 14

    When doubt is cast on his murder conviction, a man receives a 24 hour stay of execution very little time for Horatio and the team to reaffirm his guilt or establish his innocence.

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  • 07:15 CAT

    Killing Eve

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    I Hope You Like Missionary, Season 2 | Episode 6

    Villanelle uses her unrivaled infiltration skills to immerse herself in the world of a new target.

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  • 08:00 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Loan-a Lisa, Season 22 | Episode 2

    When Grampa gives each member of the family a portion of his savings, Lisa and Marge spend their money in drastically different ways. Lisa invests in Nelsons brand-new business venture, but soon realizes that her friend's instant success might lure him away from the classroom. Worried that his judgment might be clouded, Lisa introduces Nelson to the well-educated and successful creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg (guest-voicing as himself), only to find out that he too dropped out of school. But when the soaring business suddenly takes a sharp turn, Lisa teaches her friend that education is invaluable.

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  • 08:25 CAT

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    MoneyBart, Season 22 | Episode 3

    A visit by a Springfield Elementary alum-turned-Ivy-League student pushes Lisa to question her own go-getter attitude and reevaluate the scope of her extracurricular activities. Convinced that there is no such thing as having too many clubs or activities listed on her resume, Lisa jumps at the opportunity to coach Barts little league team.

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  • 08:45 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Treehouse of Horror XXI, Season 22 | Episode 4

    Beware of Ouija boards, vampires and unexpected guests in the 21st annual installment of the Treehouse of Horror. In War and Pieces, Marge, worried about the effects of excessively violent video games, encourages Bart and Milhouse to give wholesome, classic board games a shot. The best friends discover that board games arent boring after all when they find themselves playing a real-life game in which they must beat all the challenges before they are allowed to return to home. The supernatural spell continue in Tweenlight, when Lisa becomes smitten with a mysterious new student, Edmund, who also happens to be a vampire. When a romance blossoms, the young lovers run away to Dracula-la Land, leaving Homer to come to Lisas rescue. In the final frightening fable, Master and Cadaver, Homer and Marge set sail on a romantic second honeymoon, but are interrupted when they rescue Roger, a castaway who escaped an attempted poisoning on his ship. Convinced that Roger is sabotaging their getaway and plotting a murder of his own, Homer and Marge take matters into their own hands.

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  • 09:10 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life, Season 22 | Episode 5

    Discovering that Marge was once a stellar A+ student whose grades plummeted after being distracted, Lisa fears that she will end up just like her mom unless she pledges to focus solely on academics in an encore episode. When Marge makes a secret deal allowing Lisa to attend her dream school, Lisa learns a lesson in family and altruism. Meanwhile, Bart puts Nelson in his place and unintentionally claims the title of School Bully.

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  • 09:35 CAT

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    The Fool Monty, Season 22 | Episode 6

    After learning that he is suffering from multiple illnesses and has only a few weeks to live, Mr. Burns becomes distraught by the town's less-than-sensitive reaction to his announcement. Following an unexpected turn of events, Bart finds Mr. Burns weak and vulnerable in the wilderness and secretly takes him into the Simpsons home. But when Homer and Marge learn about their new houseguest, they decide its payback time, and Lisa, determined to stand up for Mr. Burns, learns that old habits die hard.

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  • 10:00 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?, Season 22 | Episode 7

    Bart helps nurse an injured pigeon back to health. After Santa's Little Helper eats the bird, Bart has a hard time coping with the loss.

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  • 10:20 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    The Fight Before Christmas, Season 22 | Episode 8

    Marge easily gets in the holiday spirit, but it's a little more difficult for the rest of the family. After the family goes to sleep before Christmas morning, each of the kids has a holiday-themed dream.First, Bart finds himself taking the Polar Express train to the North Pole where he encounters the elves working in preparation for Christmas Eve. Bart eventually faces Santa Claus (portrayed by Krusty) in hopes of getting a much-desired dirt bike for Christmas. Second, Lisa dreams of a life in 1944 when Marge is away fighting in World War II. Because she was drafted while buying a Christmas tree, Lisa is reluctant to have another one in the house until her mother returns. But she has a change of heart when she finds herself at the tree lot and sees the same tree Marge purchased before leaving and it's remade in her image, leaving Lisa to take it home to serve as hope her mother will return home, which is certain as she carries out a plan to kill Hitler and some Nazis, similarly seen in Inglorious Basterds While the others are sleeping, Marge writes a letter to Martha Stewart, who comes to Springfield and decorates the house in her own Christmas theme. But alas, this turns out to be a dream as well, as Homer and the kids present her with breakfast in bead, only to screw things up and decide to go out to eat. Lastly, Maggie has a Fluppets-like (parody of The Muppets) dream of the family preparing to go on a Hawaiian vacation for Christmas, leaving Moe as their housesitter. However, he invites Katy Perry (guest-starring as herself in live-action) over, and the Simpsons' departure is further delayed by Mr. Burns, who catches Homer in the act of lying out of work to take the vacation. Fortunately, Katy is able to brighten their holiday.

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  • 10:45 CAT

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    Donnie Fatso, Season 22 | Episode 9

    After violating several petty laws at the beginning of the new year, Homer is fined and gets into more trouble for bribery. As a result, he gets a 10-year sentence to the federal penitentiary, but can have it commuted if he works undercover in an effort to get Fat Tony convicted on a major crime.

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  • 11:10 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Moms I'd Like to Forget, Season 22 | Episode 10

    At school, a championship dodgeball game between the fourth and fifth-graders leads to a grudge match between the two groups, which escalates to an all-out rumble until Bart and one of the fifth-graders discover they have the same sword-shaped scar on their hands. It turns out they and two other boys used to be preschool playmates with Marge and their mothers having been friends previously. Marge decides to reconnect with them, leading to her getting more of a social life. Eventually, relations between the two groups begin to strain as Marge and Bart learn the true value of friendship, with Bart learning from Comic Book Guy on how he got his scar.

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  • 11:30 CAT

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    Flaming Moe, Season 22 | Episode 11

    Moe and Smithers turn Moe's into 'Mo's', a gay bar. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner dates the new substitute music teacher and uses Bart to date her young daughter in a better effort to get closer to her.

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  • 11:55 CAT

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    Homer the Father, Season 22 | Episode 12

    Homer becomes obsessed with a 1980s family sitcom and starts acting like the show's father and he insists that Bart earn the dirt bike that he wants. Bart does it by selling his father's nuclear secrets to anyone who'll buy him the dirt bike.

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  • 12:20 CAT

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    The Blue and the Gray, Season 22 | Episode 13

    After another lonely Valentine's Day, Moe goes back on the dating scene and gets Homer to be his wingman. But he becomes distraught when the women are drawn to Homer as well. Meanwhile, Marge discovers some gray hairs and tries a new more mature hair style to go along with it, much to everyone's dismay and ridicule.

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  • 12:45 CAT

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    Every Man's Dream, Season 27 | Episode 1

    Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy, but instead of returning home with his prescription medication, he returns home drunk. He and Marge visit a marriage counselor and have a trial separation, during which Homer begins dating a 20-something.

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  • 13:05 CAT

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    'Cue Detective, Season 27 | Episode 2

    Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-chef, challenges Homer to a smoke-off. But when someone steals Homer's secret weapon - a smoker he bought off a mysterious man at a BBQ shack - Lisa and Bart are on the case.

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  • 13:30 CAT

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    Puffless, Season 27 | Episode 3

    Upon learning that their father really died of lung cancer, Selma and Patty agree to quit smoking. When Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer.

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  • 13:55 CAT

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    Halloween of Horror, Season 27 | Episode 4

    When Lisa becomes scared at the Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, Homer is forced to take down his Everscream Terrors decorations. Halloween pop-up employees seek vengeance on Homer for causing them to lose their jobs, and rob his house while Homer and Lisa hide out in the attic. Homer and Lisa light up their stored holiday decorations to attract attention and stand up to the intruders.

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  • 14:20 CAT

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    Treehouse of Horror XXVI, Season 27 | Episode 5

    In the annual fright-fest Halloween episode, Sideshow Bob finally kills Bart, only to reanimate him; Homer wakes up with short-term memory loss; and Lisa, Bart, and Milhouse get super powers from radiation.

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  • 14:40 CAT

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    Friend with Benefit, Season 27 | Episode 6

    Lisa befriends Harper, a new kid at school who happens to be super-rich. Then, Homer befriends Harper’s dad and is able to enjoy the perks of Lisa having a rich friend, as well. But Lisa decides that Harper is a bully and moves to end the friendship, which prompts Homer to try and smooth things over so he can continue to enjoy the good life.

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  • 15:05 CAT

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    Lisa with an "S", Season 27 | Episode 7

    Bart faces a tough test at school when he gets a new teacher, Mr. Lassen, who vows to crush his spirit.

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  • 15:25 CAT

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    Paths of Glory, Season 27 | Episode 8

    Lisa sets out to restore the tarnished reputation of Springfield’s first female inventor. To find her invention, she scours an abandoned asylum and a restaurant that caters to men. Bart joins Lisa at the asylum, stealing one of the homicidal patient’s notebooks, and bragging to the boys at school that he wrote the entries himself. This revelation causes Homer and Marge to believe he is a sociopath, which Bart decides to use to his advantage until things go too far.

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  • 15:50 CAT

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    Barthood, Season 27 | Episode 9

    Bart’s coming of age story, a la Boyhood, chronicles his life from six years old to his time as an accomplished young man. Along the way, his tense relationship with Homer, an overly uncaring version of himself, and Lisa, who overshadows him in every way possible, shape Bart more than he realizes.

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  • 16:15 CAT

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    The Girl Code, Season 27 | Episode 10

    After a photo Marge posts on social media gets Homer fired, he returns to the best job he ever had, a dishwasher at a Greek restaurant. This same post inspires Lisa to code an app that predicts the real-life consequences of anything you post online, only to create sentient artificial intelligence.

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  • 16:40 CAT

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    Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles, Season 27 | Episode 11

    There's a new teacher at Springfield Elementary, and a captivated Bart tries everything to win her over. Meanwhile, Homer decides to buy a new brand of “milk,” which causes early puberty, both for Bart (augmenting his wooing powers) and Lisa (whose small bout with acne opens her up to the world of makeup and popularity).

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  • 17:00 CAT

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    Much Apu About Something, Season 27 | Episode 12

    Sanjay passes his stake in the Kwik-E-Mart to his millennial son, Jay, who turns it into a hip, health food market against Apu's insistence on tradition. Bart, whom Homer had convinced to give up pranking, is called upon to return to his trickster life and take down the new store.

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  • 17:25 CAT

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    Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4, Season 27 | Episode 13

    Lonely Professor Fink uses science to turn himself into a man whom women find attractive. Then, overwhelmed by the attention, he invents an algorithm to perfectly pair the lonely men and women of Springfield, realizing that scientific exploration is his true love. Meanwhile, Marge, Bart, and Lisa visit Grampa for Valentine's Day and try to rescue the old folks from a drug-induced hallucination that allows them to relive their happiest memories.

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  • 17:50 CAT

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    Gal of Constant Sorrow, Season 27 | Episode 14

    After Bart accidentally sends a sweet homeless woman's cart into the river, he allows her to live in his closet for a small fee. When Lisa discovers that the woman is an incredible folk singer, she offers her own closet and plans a concert, only to be disappointed by Hettie's surprising substance abuse and violent nature. Meanwhile Homer tries to prove he's handy, but accidentally traps the cat in the walls of the house.

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  • 18:10 CAT

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    Lisa the Veterinarian, Season 27 | Episode 15

    After performing CPR on a tased raccoon, Lisa discovers her calling to be veterinarian and becomes an intern at the local office, but learns a tough lesson when her neglected class hamster dies. Meanwhile, Marge moonlights as a crime scene cleaner for a little extra money, and the trauma of the gory scenes make her increasingly dead inside.

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  • 18:35 CAT

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    The Marge-Ian Chronicles, Season 27 | Episode 16

    Lisa volunteers for a future one-way journey to Mars, much to Marge's chagrin. As she searches for a way to convince Lisa not to go, Marge hits upon the most devious strategy of all, and volunteers to go along for the ride. Will the Simpsons girls be mankind's first residents of the Red Planet?

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  • 19:00 CAT

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    The Burns Cage, Season 27 | Episode 17

    When Smithers is devastated by Burns’ lack of affection towards him, Homer makes it his mission to find him a boyfriend. Meanwhile, after Bart orchestrates the removal of the lead in the school’s stage production of Casablanca, Milhouse serves as a terrible understudy, which frustrates his co-star, Lisa.

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  • 19:20 CAT

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    How Lisa Got Her Marge Back, Season 27 | Episode 18

    After getting into an argument, Marge takes Lisa on a touristy trip to Capital City, where, after attending a musical, they meet the show's star, Andrew Rannells, who reminds Lisa how lucky she is to have such a great mom. Meanwhile, Bart is frustrated that everyone expects his pranks, so he teams up with Maggie to trick people.

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  • 19:45 CAT

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    Fland Canyon, Season 27 | Episode 19

    Homer recalls a tense family vacation to the Grand Canyon with the Flanders family. At first, the Flanders’ perfection puts the families at odds, but when they get stranded and Ned and Bart go for help, the families finally bond.

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  • 20:05 CAT

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    To Courier with Love, Season 27 | Episode 20

    After promising Marge the trip of a lifetime, frugality gets the better of Homer when he makes a deal with a travel agent to be a courier of a top-secret briefcase in exchange for a discounted family vacation to Paris.

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  • 20:30 CAT

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    Simprovised, Season 27 | Episode 21

    After butchering a speech in front of all of his friends at work, Homer turns to improv comedy to gain back his confidence in his public speaking skills. Meanwhile, Marge decides to rebuild Bart’s lackluster treehouse, but tensions rise when Bart questions her building skills. Also, in the episode’s last three minutes, Homer appears LIVE for the first time on television to answer fan questions.

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  • 20:55 CAT

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    Orange Is the New Yellow, Season 27 | Episode 22

    When Marge gets arrested for letting Bart go to the park unsupervised, she serves time only to realize that prison is a welcome break from the demands of her life as a mom and wife. In her absence, Homer struggles to manage all of the parenting responsibilities that Marge usually handles.

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  • 21:20 CAT

    Killing Eve

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    I Hope You Like Missionary, Season 2 | Episode 6

    Villanelle uses her unrivaled infiltration skills to immerse herself in the world of a new target.

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  • 22:10 CAT

    Grey's Anatomy

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    Shelter from the Storm, Season 15 | Episode 9

    The windstorm continues to blow through Seattle; and after the power goes out at Grey Sloan, the doctors are left scrambling to save their patients’ lives, including Meredith who desperately needs to get to Cece for her heart transplant. Meanwhile, Owen, Amelia and Teddy confront their complicated situation.

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  • 23:00 CAT

    War of the Worlds

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    Episode 7, Season 1 | Episode 7

    Tragedy strikes, altering the course of the future forever. Catherine’s priorities change with the arrival of Sophia. Things come to a head between Jonathan and Sacha. And Emily’s so happy she can see again that she’s stopped asking why, even if others haven’t...

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  • 23:55 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Angry Dad: The Movie, Season 22 | Episode 14

    Bart's Angry Dad comic is turned into a movie and becomes a critics' recommendation. Each time the movie wins something, Homer takes credit for it.

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  • 00:20 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    The Scorpion's Tale, Season 22 | Episode 15

    After a field trip to the desert, Lisa discovers that a desert flower makes aggressive scorpions get along. Grandpa Abe is kicked out of the retirement center and moves in with the Simpsons, where Homer uses a derivative of the flower Lisa made on him, making him much more docile. The chemical is turned into a drug by the head of a pharmaceutical company, but after Bart sells it in his own black market, there's an unexpected side effect.

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  • 00:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    A Midsummer's Nice Dream, Season 22 | Episode 16

    The town is abuzz when Cheech and Chong announce a Springfield stop on their much-anticipated reunion tour. But when Cheech and Chong take the stage in front of their loyal fans, the jokes are just not the same for Chong, so Homer steps in and delivers all the punchlines by heart. Impressed, Cheech invites Homer to go on tour with him as new duo 'Cheech and Chunk' while Chong forms a more progressive comedic team, 'Teach and Chong', with Principal Skinner. While Homer is on tour, Marge attempts to help the neighborhood cat lady and change her hoarder ways, but turns into a hoarder herself in the process, and Homer realizes that life on the road is not all high times and slapstick humor.

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  • 01:05 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Love Is a Many Strangled Thing, Season 22 | Episode 17

    After Homer humiliates Bart in public, Marge enrolls him in a fathering class in hopes he'll be a more sensitive dad. When the counselor learns Homer often strangles his son, he subjects him to his own medicine courtesy of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. The treatment is effective to make Homer stop his abuse, but Bart takes advantage of the situation by humiliating him in return and behaving out of control at school and home. As a result, Marge seeks the counselor's help in restoring the status quo between father and son.

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    The Great Simpsina, Season 22 | Episode 18

    Lisa meets the Great Raymondo, a legendary magician who takes her under his wing, teaching her his various tricks, including the secret of the Great Milk Can Escape. She becomes a hit at school as well as on stage working alongside him. But when Lisa unwittingly reveals the Milk Can Escape trick to rival magician Cregg Demon, the Great Raymondo fires her, but later forgives her as they try to stop Cregg from performing the secret trick in his own show.

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  • 01:50 CAT

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    The Real Housewives of Fat Tony, Season 22 | Episode 19

    Fat Tony (guest voice Joe Mantegna) and Selma, Marge's painfully blunt sister, fall in love and get married after a whirlwind courtship

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  • 02:15 CAT

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    Homer Scissorhands, Season 22 | Episode 20

    After Homer discovers a genius talent for styling hair and opens his own salon, he becomes Springfield's most in-demand hair stylist. But having to listen to women’s problems and gossip all day long leads Homer to believe his gift may actually be a curse.

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  • 02:40 CAT

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    500 Keys, Season 22 | Episode 21

    When the Simpsons discover a collection of keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa stumbles upon an eerie hidden classroom beneath Springfield Elementary School. When she shares her discovery with Principal Skinner, the secret room mysteriously disappears and he takes the only key away. A determined Lisa uses her detective skills to lead her back to the room to solve an old school mystery.

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  • 03:00 CAT

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    The Ned-Liest Catch, Season 22 | Episode 22

    Feeling guilty for getting Mrs. Krabappel suspended after one of his school pranks, Bart helps her escape detention, and Ned Flanders winds up saving her life in the process.

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  • 03:25 CAT

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    The Falcon And The D'ohman, Season 23 | Episode 1

    Homer befriends Wayne (guest voice Kiefer Sutherland), a reserved security guard recently hired by the nuclear power plant. Plagued by violent flashbacks from his past as a CIA agent, he must overcome his tortured nightmares to save Homer from a Ukranian terrorist.

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  • 03:45 CAT

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    Bart Stops To Smell The Roosevelts, Season 23 | Episode 2

    Principal Skinner challenges superintendent Gary Chalmers to take over Bart's education after one of Bart's pranks leads to a school fundraiser debacle. Chalmers takes an unconventional approach to teaching American history which sparks a fascination in President Teddy Roosevelt.

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  • 04:10 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Treehouse Of Horror XXII, Season 23 | Episode 3

    In the spooky opener of the 22nd annual installment of Treehouse of Horror, Homer takes a dangerous dive into an isolated canyon on Candy Peak, but when a crashing boulder traps his arm, he channels Aron Ralston (guest voicing as himself) to save himself.

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  • 04:30 CAT

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    Replaceable You, Season 23 | Episode 4

    Bart's science fair project, a mechanical baby seal, outshines Lisa's brainy asteroid model and becomes a popular pet among the retirement home patrons.

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  • 04:55 CAT

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    The Food Wife, Season 23 | Episode 5

    Marge takes Bart and Lisa on a weekend excursion. When an unexpected restaurant detour awakens their taste buds, they start their own food blog.

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    The Book Job, Season 23 | Episode 6

    Lisa becomes disheartened when she learns the truth behind the 'tween lit' industry, but Homer decides to form a team to group-write the next tween lit hit, with the king of fantasy, Neil Gaiman, lending his expertise to the effort.

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    The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants, Season 23 | Episode 7

    The Simpsons host a tastemaker party at their home to promote Krusty the Clown's own brand of liquor. Mr Burns takes notice of the party's success and promotes Homer to 'Account Man'.

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