Wednesday

26 August

  • 06:30 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Debra at the Lodge, Season 8 | Episode 11

    Debra accepts a position at Frank's lodge to help plan a member recruitment party, and Ray begins to resent how much time she spends away from home.

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  • 06:55 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Slave, Season 8 | Episode 12

    When Ray and Debra start giving Ally chores around the house, Marie accuses them of turning her into their slave.

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  • 07:15 CAT

    Grey's Anatomy

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    Judgment Day, Season 14 | Episode 20

    During presentations on Grey Sloan Surgical Innovation Prototypes Day, Arizona shares some cookies from an appreciative patient that, unbeknownst to her, contain a special ingredient. Meanwhile, Catherine reveals some shocking details to Jackson about his grandfather's past; and Jo steps in mid-operation on a major surgery after Bailey and Meredith are down for the count.

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  • 08:10 CAT

    American Dad

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    Mine Struggle, Season 12 | Episode 18

    When Stan discovers a salt deposit beneath the ground in the family’s backyard, he tries to sell the valuable find to the Gordon Salt Company. Stan’s plans hit a snag when it’s discovered that he signed the backyard’s mining rights over to Steve years ago, and now, Steve refuses to sell... leading the others to try and change his mind for their own personal gain.

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  • 08:30 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Whose Side Are You On?, Season 8 | Episode 13

    Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realises his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.

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  • 08:55 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Lateness, Season 8 | Episode 14

    Fed up with his wife’s constant lateness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to the ESPY Awards.

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  • 09:20 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Judge Me Tender, Season 21 | Episode 23

    Moe is invited to be a guest judge on American Idol. Meanwhile, with Moe off pursuing a new career Homer no longer has a hangout after work and spends more time at home driving Marge crazy.

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  • 09:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Elementary School Musical, Season 22 | Episode 1

    Marge surprises Lisa with a week-long retreat at performing arts camp, where she is greeted by her artsy counselors (Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie) and fellow musically inclined campers (Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Amber Riley), who inspire her to embrace her creative side. After she returns to Springfield, Lisa becomes restless with her ho-hum suburban lifestyle and sneaks off to Sprooklyn in hopes of connecting with her inner hipster, but she soon realizes that the city is not the same as camp.

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  • 10:05 CAT

    Family Guy

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    Stewie B. Goode, Season 5 | Episode 18

    At a community swimming pool Peter decides to teach Stewie how to swim. Peter attempts to throw Stewie into the pool, but Stewie hangs on for dear life. Lois thinks it might be a good idea for Stewie to take swim lessons. Peter makes his way to a local video store, only to find out it doesn’t carry pornography. Local newsman Tom Tucker overhears Peter griping about the situation. He tells Peter that his station is looking for an “everyman” to rant about petty irritants during the local news broadcast. Lois takes Stewie for his first swimming lesson. Stewie is his usual irritable self, and isn’t looking forward to the upcoming toddler swim-meet. When Stewie returns home Chris mentions that Olympic swimmers shave off all of their body hair to make it easier to glide through the water. Peter appears on the local news in a segment called You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? His first piece is devoted to the lack of a new “priest and a rabbi” joke. Brian catches Stewie in the bathroom shaving off all of his body hair. During the next swim meet Lois tosses Stewie into the pool, and instead of swimming like the other toddlers, he sinks beneath the water. Lois quickly pulls him out. Furious at being upstaged by a baby named Brad, Stewie places explosives at the base of the lifeguard tower. His intention is to blow up the tower and do Brad harm. When the explosives fail to detonate on cue, Stewie races over to the lifeguard tower to find out what’s wrong. Suddenly the explosives detonate, and the tower falls on Stewie. Stewie experiences a vision in which his soul goes to hell. When Stewie regains consciousness he pledges to behave from now on so he won’t end up in purgatory. One of Stewie’s first good deeds is to give Brian a massage. Brian is disturbed by the “new Stewie.” Peter’s popularity begins to soar thanks to his segments on the news. When Peter and Lois are unable to get a table at a fancy restaurant, Lois says the words “grinds your gears.

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  • 10:30 CAT

    American Dad

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    Standard Deviation, Season 12 | Episode 22

    In order to avoid being sent on a suicide mission, Stan learns how to become a DJ to beat Bullock in a DJ battle. Jeff takes up drinking psychadelic teas and Roger helps him.

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  • 10:55 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Obsession, Season 2 | Episode 3

    Singer Skyler Wyatt reports a knife-wielding intruder in her home. The break-in seems to be connected to the hate mail she has been receiving for the last three months.

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  • 11:40 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Calculated Risk, Season 2 | Episode 4

    Don takes under his wing the son of a murdered executive as the team and Charlie try to trace the murderer.

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  • 12:25 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

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    Kekoa (The Warrior), Season 3 | Episode 16

    Five-0 investigates the murder of a Lua master, and McGarrett hires a private investigator to follow his mother.

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  • 13:15 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Whose Side Are You On?, Season 8 | Episode 13

    Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realises his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.

    Go to show
  • 13:40 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
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    Lateness, Season 8 | Episode 14

    Fed up with his wife’s constant lateness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to the ESPY Awards.

    Go to show
  • 14:05 CAT

    Family Guy

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    Stewie B. Goode, Season 5 | Episode 18

    At a community swimming pool Peter decides to teach Stewie how to swim. Peter attempts to throw Stewie into the pool, but Stewie hangs on for dear life. Lois thinks it might be a good idea for Stewie to take swim lessons. Peter makes his way to a local video store, only to find out it doesn’t carry pornography. Local newsman Tom Tucker overhears Peter griping about the situation. He tells Peter that his station is looking for an “everyman” to rant about petty irritants during the local news broadcast. Lois takes Stewie for his first swimming lesson. Stewie is his usual irritable self, and isn’t looking forward to the upcoming toddler swim-meet. When Stewie returns home Chris mentions that Olympic swimmers shave off all of their body hair to make it easier to glide through the water. Peter appears on the local news in a segment called You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? His first piece is devoted to the lack of a new “priest and a rabbi” joke. Brian catches Stewie in the bathroom shaving off all of his body hair. During the next swim meet Lois tosses Stewie into the pool, and instead of swimming like the other toddlers, he sinks beneath the water. Lois quickly pulls him out. Furious at being upstaged by a baby named Brad, Stewie places explosives at the base of the lifeguard tower. His intention is to blow up the tower and do Brad harm. When the explosives fail to detonate on cue, Stewie races over to the lifeguard tower to find out what’s wrong. Suddenly the explosives detonate, and the tower falls on Stewie. Stewie experiences a vision in which his soul goes to hell. When Stewie regains consciousness he pledges to behave from now on so he won’t end up in purgatory. One of Stewie’s first good deeds is to give Brian a massage. Brian is disturbed by the “new Stewie.” Peter’s popularity begins to soar thanks to his segments on the news. When Peter and Lois are unable to get a table at a fancy restaurant, Lois says the words “grinds your gears.

    Go to show
  • 14:25 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Judge Me Tender, Season 21 | Episode 23

    Moe is invited to be a guest judge on American Idol. Meanwhile, with Moe off pursuing a new career Homer no longer has a hangout after work and spends more time at home driving Marge crazy.

    Go to show
  • 14:50 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Elementary School Musical, Season 22 | Episode 1

    Marge surprises Lisa with a week-long retreat at performing arts camp, where she is greeted by her artsy counselors (Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie) and fellow musically inclined campers (Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Amber Riley), who inspire her to embrace her creative side. After she returns to Springfield, Lisa becomes restless with her ho-hum suburban lifestyle and sneaks off to Sprooklyn in hopes of connecting with her inner hipster, but she soon realizes that the city is not the same as camp.

    Go to show
  • 15:15 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    The Rough Patch, Season 5 | Episode 7

    After Barney and Robin hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily devises the perfect plan to break them up, calling in help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke.

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  • 15:35 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    The Playbook, Season 5 | Episode 8

    When Robin and Barney break up, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get himself back into the dating scene.

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  • 16:00 CAT

    Grey's Anatomy

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    Bad Reputation, Season 14 | Episode 21

    The hospital brings in crisis management to help them sort out allegations against Harper Avery. Meanwhile, Nurse Olivia shows up at Grey Sloan with her son, throwing Alex and Jo for a loop; and Arizona decides to spend more time with Sofia who is having a hard time at school.

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  • 16:45 CAT

    Criminal Minds

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    Ex Parte, Season 13 | Episode 19

    The BAU takes charge of a hostage situation at a law firm in D.C., where Matt Simmons' wife, Kristy, works.

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  • 17:35 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

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    Episode 37, Season 27 | Episode 37

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

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  • 17:55 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

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    Episode 38, Season 27 | Episode 38

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

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  • 18:20 CAT

    Family Guy

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    Bango was His Name Oh!, Season 5 | Episode 19

    The family is at the Quahog Circuit Shack to buy a new VCR, but the salesperson manages to talk them into buying TiVO, which allows one to pause, replay and fast-forward live TV. The family heads back home and enjoys their new purchase. Stewie notices a man who looks exactly like him being interviewed on a San Francisco newscast. Brian pauses the newscast so that they can take a good look at the man. Brian mentions that he could even pass as Stewie’s father. Stewie immediately latches on to the idea, and decides that he would fit right in with the people of San Francisco. In order to get the plane fare for the trip out west, Stewie must raise the money himself. When he doesn’t earn enough from his lemonade stand, Stewie resorts to blackmailing Brian into giving him the money. Brian tries to tell him that Peter might actually be his real father, but Stewie is adamant that Peter is too much of an idiot to be biologically linked to him. Brian doesn’t have enough money for the plane fare either. The two end up hitching a ride on Quagmire’s new Winnebago, which he has dubbed the “Winne-Bang-O.” He plans to travel cross-country having sex with a different woman in each state. Lois and Peter are getting increasingly frustrated at Meg and Chris for constantly interrupting them while they are having sex. Lois and Peter decide that they need to find significant others for Meg and Chris, in order to get them out of the house. Lois helps Chris work on his manners and social skills, while Peter shows Meg how to attract men. After various painful lessons, Meg and Chris head to the mall to find dates, while Lois and Peter enjoy their private time together. Upset with the many stops Quagmire is making, Stewie leaves Quagmire handcuffed to a bed in a seedy motel, and he and Brian take off in the Winnebago. Hopped up on amphetamines, Stewie ends up taking the Winnebago off-road and through the desert, and crashing into a sand dune.

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  • 18:45 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Loan-a Lisa, Season 22 | Episode 2

    When Grampa gives each member of the family a portion of his savings, Lisa and Marge spend their money in drastically different ways. Lisa invests in Nelsons brand-new business venture, but soon realizes that her friend's instant success might lure him away from the classroom. Worried that his judgment might be clouded, Lisa introduces Nelson to the well-educated and successful creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg (guest-voicing as himself), only to find out that he too dropped out of school. But when the soaring business suddenly takes a sharp turn, Lisa teaches her friend that education is invaluable.

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  • 19:05 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    MoneyBart, Season 22 | Episode 3

    A visit by a Springfield Elementary alum-turned-Ivy-League student pushes Lisa to question her own go-getter attitude and reevaluate the scope of her extracurricular activities. Convinced that there is no such thing as having too many clubs or activities listed on her resume, Lisa jumps at the opportunity to coach Barts little league team.

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  • 19:30 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap, Season 5 | Episode 9

    Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths one of only two remaining slaps from his slap bet to Ted and Robin; and Lily's estranged father, whom she hasn't seen for three years, shows up for Thanksgiving.

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  • 19:55 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    The Window, Season 5 | Episode 10

    The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect girl is finally available; and Marshall takes action when he finds a letter written by his younger self.

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  • 20:20 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Assassin, Season 2 | Episode 5

    The raid on a small-time forger's home uncovers a code book containing the secrets of a skilled and highly trained assassin.

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  • 21:05 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Soft Target, Season 2 | Episode 6

    When a death results from an anti-terrorism exercise, Don and his team are called in.

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  • 21:55 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

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    Pa'ani (The Game), Season 3 | Episode 17

    It's an All-Pro football weekend in Hawaii and while Danny obsesses about the big game, Five-0 investigates the murder of a tech executive with the help of a star football player.

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  • 22:45 CAT

    Killing Eve

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    Slowly Slowly Catchy Monkey, Season 3 | Episode 1

    After a series of events, the lives of a security operative and an assassin become inextricably linked.

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  • 23:30 CAT

    Criminal Minds

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    All You Can Eat, Season 13 | Episode 20

    The Centers for Disease Control calls on the BAU when they suspect bioterrorism is behind a series of mysterious deaths in Virginia. Also, Garcia visits her stepbrother, Carlos, to take care of a difficult family issue.

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  • 00:20 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
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    Episode 39, Season 27 | Episode 39

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 00:45 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
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    Episode 40, Season 27 | Episode 40

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 01:10 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    Loan-a Lisa, Season 22 | Episode 2

    When Grampa gives each member of the family a portion of his savings, Lisa and Marge spend their money in drastically different ways. Lisa invests in Nelsons brand-new business venture, but soon realizes that her friend's instant success might lure him away from the classroom. Worried that his judgment might be clouded, Lisa introduces Nelson to the well-educated and successful creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg (guest-voicing as himself), only to find out that he too dropped out of school. But when the soaring business suddenly takes a sharp turn, Lisa teaches her friend that education is invaluable.

    Go to show
  • 01:35 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    MoneyBart, Season 22 | Episode 3

    A visit by a Springfield Elementary alum-turned-Ivy-League student pushes Lisa to question her own go-getter attitude and reevaluate the scope of her extracurricular activities. Convinced that there is no such thing as having too many clubs or activities listed on her resume, Lisa jumps at the opportunity to coach Barts little league team.

    Go to show
  • 02:00 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Assassin, Season 2 | Episode 5

    The raid on a small-time forger's home uncovers a code book containing the secrets of a skilled and highly trained assassin.

    Go to show
  • 02:40 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Soft Target, Season 2 | Episode 6

    When a death results from an anti-terrorism exercise, Don and his team are called in.

    Go to show
  • 03:25 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
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    Whose Side Are You On?, Season 8 | Episode 13

    Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realises his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.

    Go to show
  • 03:50 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
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    Lateness, Season 8 | Episode 14

    Fed up with his wife’s constant lateness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to the ESPY Awards.

    Go to show
  • 04:15 CAT

    Criminal Minds

    16+
    +

    All You Can Eat, Season 13 | Episode 20

    The Centers for Disease Control calls on the BAU when they suspect bioterrorism is behind a series of mysterious deaths in Virginia. Also, Garcia visits her stepbrother, Carlos, to take care of a difficult family issue.

    Go to show
  • 04:55 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 39, Season 27 | Episode 39

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 05:20 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 40, Season 27 | Episode 40

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 05:45 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Pa'ani (The Game), Season 3 | Episode 17

    It's an All-Pro football weekend in Hawaii and while Danny obsesses about the big game, Five-0 investigates the murder of a tech executive with the help of a star football player.

    Go to show