Thursday

27 August

  • 06:30 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Whose Side Are You On?, Season 8 | Episode 13

    Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realises his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.

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  • 06:55 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Lateness, Season 8 | Episode 14

    Fed up with his wife’s constant lateness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to the ESPY Awards.

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  • 07:20 CAT

    Grey's Anatomy

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    Bad Reputation, Season 14 | Episode 21

    The hospital brings in crisis management to help them sort out allegations against Harper Avery. Meanwhile, Nurse Olivia shows up at Grey Sloan with her son, throwing Alex and Jo for a loop; and Arizona decides to spend more time with Sofia who is having a hard time at school.

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  • 08:05 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
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    Stan Knows Best, Season 1 | Episode 3

    Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she's sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of course). After learning of what Stan did, a wigged Hayley defies her father yet again by moving into the van of her new boyfriend. When Stan cuts her off financially, she gets a job as a waitress in a strip club, which pushes Stan right off the edge. Meanwhile, Steve tries to pass Roger off as his disfigured sister in order to cop a feel with a female classmate.

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  • 08:30 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Party Dress, Season 8 | Episode 15

    Ray hits the roof when he finds out that he has to buy Ally a $250 dress so that she can attend her best friend’s 13th birthday party.

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  • 08:55 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Security, Season 8 | Episode 16

    Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

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  • 09:20 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Loan-a Lisa, Season 22 | Episode 2

    When Grampa gives each member of the family a portion of his savings, Lisa and Marge spend their money in drastically different ways. Lisa invests in Nelsons brand-new business venture, but soon realizes that her friend's instant success might lure him away from the classroom. Worried that his judgment might be clouded, Lisa introduces Nelson to the well-educated and successful creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg (guest-voicing as himself), only to find out that he too dropped out of school. But when the soaring business suddenly takes a sharp turn, Lisa teaches her friend that education is invaluable.

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  • 09:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    MoneyBart, Season 22 | Episode 3

    A visit by a Springfield Elementary alum-turned-Ivy-League student pushes Lisa to question her own go-getter attitude and reevaluate the scope of her extracurricular activities. Convinced that there is no such thing as having too many clubs or activities listed on her resume, Lisa jumps at the opportunity to coach Barts little league team.

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  • 10:05 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
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    Bango was His Name Oh!, Season 5 | Episode 19

    The family is at the Quahog Circuit Shack to buy a new VCR, but the salesperson manages to talk them into buying TiVO, which allows one to pause, replay and fast-forward live TV. The family heads back home and enjoys their new purchase. Stewie notices a man who looks exactly like him being interviewed on a San Francisco newscast. Brian pauses the newscast so that they can take a good look at the man. Brian mentions that he could even pass as Stewie’s father. Stewie immediately latches on to the idea, and decides that he would fit right in with the people of San Francisco. In order to get the plane fare for the trip out west, Stewie must raise the money himself. When he doesn’t earn enough from his lemonade stand, Stewie resorts to blackmailing Brian into giving him the money. Brian tries to tell him that Peter might actually be his real father, but Stewie is adamant that Peter is too much of an idiot to be biologically linked to him. Brian doesn’t have enough money for the plane fare either. The two end up hitching a ride on Quagmire’s new Winnebago, which he has dubbed the “Winne-Bang-O.” He plans to travel cross-country having sex with a different woman in each state. Lois and Peter are getting increasingly frustrated at Meg and Chris for constantly interrupting them while they are having sex. Lois and Peter decide that they need to find significant others for Meg and Chris, in order to get them out of the house. Lois helps Chris work on his manners and social skills, while Peter shows Meg how to attract men. After various painful lessons, Meg and Chris head to the mall to find dates, while Lois and Peter enjoy their private time together. Upset with the many stops Quagmire is making, Stewie leaves Quagmire handcuffed to a bed in a seedy motel, and he and Brian take off in the Winnebago. Hopped up on amphetamines, Stewie ends up taking the Winnebago off-road and through the desert, and crashing into a sand dune.

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  • 10:30 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Stan Knows Best, Season 1 | Episode 3

    Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she's sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of course). After learning of what Stan did, a wigged Hayley defies her father yet again by moving into the van of her new boyfriend. When Stan cuts her off financially, she gets a job as a waitress in a strip club, which pushes Stan right off the edge. Meanwhile, Steve tries to pass Roger off as his disfigured sister in order to cop a feel with a female classmate.

    Go to show
  • 10:55 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Assassin, Season 2 | Episode 5

    The raid on a small-time forger's home uncovers a code book containing the secrets of a skilled and highly trained assassin.

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  • 11:35 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Soft Target, Season 2 | Episode 6

    When a death results from an anti-terrorism exercise, Don and his team are called in.

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  • 12:25 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

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    Pa'ani (The Game), Season 3 | Episode 17

    It's an All-Pro football weekend in Hawaii and while Danny obsesses about the big game, Five-0 investigates the murder of a tech executive with the help of a star football player.

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  • 13:10 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Party Dress, Season 8 | Episode 15

    Ray hits the roof when he finds out that he has to buy Ally a $250 dress so that she can attend her best friend’s 13th birthday party.

    Go to show
  • 13:35 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Security, Season 8 | Episode 16

    Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

    Go to show
  • 14:00 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Bango was His Name Oh!, Season 5 | Episode 19

    The family is at the Quahog Circuit Shack to buy a new VCR, but the salesperson manages to talk them into buying TiVO, which allows one to pause, replay and fast-forward live TV. The family heads back home and enjoys their new purchase. Stewie notices a man who looks exactly like him being interviewed on a San Francisco newscast. Brian pauses the newscast so that they can take a good look at the man. Brian mentions that he could even pass as Stewie’s father. Stewie immediately latches on to the idea, and decides that he would fit right in with the people of San Francisco. In order to get the plane fare for the trip out west, Stewie must raise the money himself. When he doesn’t earn enough from his lemonade stand, Stewie resorts to blackmailing Brian into giving him the money. Brian tries to tell him that Peter might actually be his real father, but Stewie is adamant that Peter is too much of an idiot to be biologically linked to him. Brian doesn’t have enough money for the plane fare either. The two end up hitching a ride on Quagmire’s new Winnebago, which he has dubbed the “Winne-Bang-O.” He plans to travel cross-country having sex with a different woman in each state. Lois and Peter are getting increasingly frustrated at Meg and Chris for constantly interrupting them while they are having sex. Lois and Peter decide that they need to find significant others for Meg and Chris, in order to get them out of the house. Lois helps Chris work on his manners and social skills, while Peter shows Meg how to attract men. After various painful lessons, Meg and Chris head to the mall to find dates, while Lois and Peter enjoy their private time together. Upset with the many stops Quagmire is making, Stewie leaves Quagmire handcuffed to a bed in a seedy motel, and he and Brian take off in the Winnebago. Hopped up on amphetamines, Stewie ends up taking the Winnebago off-road and through the desert, and crashing into a sand dune.

    Go to show
  • 14:20 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    Loan-a Lisa, Season 22 | Episode 2

    When Grampa gives each member of the family a portion of his savings, Lisa and Marge spend their money in drastically different ways. Lisa invests in Nelsons brand-new business venture, but soon realizes that her friend's instant success might lure him away from the classroom. Worried that his judgment might be clouded, Lisa introduces Nelson to the well-educated and successful creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg (guest-voicing as himself), only to find out that he too dropped out of school. But when the soaring business suddenly takes a sharp turn, Lisa teaches her friend that education is invaluable.

    Go to show
  • 14:45 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    MoneyBart, Season 22 | Episode 3

    A visit by a Springfield Elementary alum-turned-Ivy-League student pushes Lisa to question her own go-getter attitude and reevaluate the scope of her extracurricular activities. Convinced that there is no such thing as having too many clubs or activities listed on her resume, Lisa jumps at the opportunity to coach Barts little league team.

    Go to show
  • 15:10 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap, Season 5 | Episode 9

    Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths one of only two remaining slaps from his slap bet to Ted and Robin; and Lily's estranged father, whom she hasn't seen for three years, shows up for Thanksgiving.

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  • 15:30 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    The Window, Season 5 | Episode 10

    The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect girl is finally available; and Marshall takes action when he finds a letter written by his younger self.

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  • 15:55 CAT

    Grey's Anatomy

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    Fight For Your Mind, Season 14 | Episode 22

    Alex and Jo go on a road trip to Iowa to find Alex’s mom, whom he hasn’t heard from in a very long time. Meanwhile, Meredith gives a presentation on her mini-livers project, which attracts a ton of attention; and Jackson works to rebuild the foundation after its reputation is threatened.

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  • 16:45 CAT

    Criminal Minds

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    All You Can Eat, Season 13 | Episode 20

    The Centers for Disease Control calls on the BAU when they suspect bioterrorism is behind a series of mysterious deaths in Virginia. Also, Garcia visits her stepbrother, Carlos, to take care of a difficult family issue.

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  • 17:30 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

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    Episode 39, Season 27 | Episode 39

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

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  • 17:55 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

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    Episode 40, Season 27 | Episode 40

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

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  • 18:20 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
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    Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure, Season 5 | Episode 20

    Stewie is shocked to find out that the man he thought was his real father is actually Stu: the adult version of himself from the future. Stu explains that in the future people can time travel to any point in history: Stu just happened to be visiting the present day when Stewie saw him being interviewed on TV. Stewie asks Stu to take him back to the future with him so that he can find out how his life turned out, but Stu tells him it would be against the rules. Stu says goodbye and presses a button on his watch. Just as he begins to fade away, Stewie jumps on his shoulder and travels to the future with him. They end up in Quahog thirty years in the future. Stewie is disappointed to find out that his plan of world domination never came to fruition, and that the world pretty much looks exactly the same. Stu takes Stewie home for Sunday dinner. He tells everyone that Stewie is a child from Nicaragua who he’s been sponsoring. Stewie finds out that Brian has died, Chris is married to a domineering police officer named Vanessa, Meg had a sex change operation and now goes by Ron, and Peter and Lois are still alive and kicking. The hits just keep on coming, as Stewie finds out where Stu lives and works. Stu lives alone in a tiny, dirty apartment, and works for minimum wage at the local electronics store. Stewie thinks that it can’t get any worse until he finds out that at 35 years of age, Stu is still a virgin! Stewie tells Stu that he isn’t leaving until he fixes their pathetic life. Stewie cleans and redecorates the apartment, and reviews a number of sex manuals with Stu. Stewie then forces Stu to invite his co-worker Fran over for dinner. Stewie pushes Stu into having sex with Fran, which goes terribly and ends up costing him his job. Worse yet, Stu’s apartment burns down due to the candles that Stewie was burning. Stewie apologizes for ruining everything, but Stu tells him that it isn’t his fault, but rather his near-death experience as a child.

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  • 18:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Treehouse of Horror XXI, Season 22 | Episode 4

    Beware of Ouija boards, vampires and unexpected guests in the 21st annual installment of the Treehouse of Horror. In War and Pieces, Marge, worried about the effects of excessively violent video games, encourages Bart and Milhouse to give wholesome, classic board games a shot. The best friends discover that board games arent boring after all when they find themselves playing a real-life game in which they must beat all the challenges before they are allowed to return to home. The supernatural spell continue in Tweenlight, when Lisa becomes smitten with a mysterious new student, Edmund, who also happens to be a vampire. When a romance blossoms, the young lovers run away to Dracula-la Land, leaving Homer to come to Lisas rescue. In the final frightening fable, Master and Cadaver, Homer and Marge set sail on a romantic second honeymoon, but are interrupted when they rescue Roger, a castaway who escaped an attempted poisoning on his ship. Convinced that Roger is sabotaging their getaway and plotting a murder of his own, Homer and Marge take matters into their own hands.

    Go to show
  • 19:05 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life, Season 22 | Episode 5

    Discovering that Marge was once a stellar A+ student whose grades plummeted after being distracted, Lisa fears that she will end up just like her mom unless she pledges to focus solely on academics in an encore episode. When Marge makes a secret deal allowing Lisa to attend her dream school, Lisa learns a lesson in family and altruism. Meanwhile, Bart puts Nelson in his place and unintentionally claims the title of School Bully.

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  • 19:30 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    Last Cigarette Ever, Season 5 | Episode 11

    Robin's jaded new co-anchor is driving her to smoke, which has a domino effect on the rest of the gang; when their smoking gets out of hand, they all make a pact to kick the habit and share their last cigarette ever.

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  • 19:55 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    Girls Vs. Suits, Season 5 | Episode 12

    When Barney debates whether or not he should give up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an awesome musical number; and Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

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  • 20:20 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Convergence, Season 2 | Episode 7

    A series of home invasions become increasingly violent. Charlie's most famous work, The Eppes Convergence, is scrutinised by a former rival.

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  • 21:05 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    In Plain Sight, Season 2 | Episode 8

    Data from a meth-lab explosion reveals a photograph that triggers memories for Charlie and put him at loggerheads.

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  • 21:55 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

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    +

    Na Ki'i (Dolls), Season 3 | Episode 18

    When a murder victim falls onto Dog the Bounty Hunter's SUV, Five-0 sends Catherine in undercover at the local roller derby to find the culprit.

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  • 22:45 CAT

    CSI: Miami

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    Guerillas in the Mist, Season 6 | Episode 11

    Three gunrunners are killed by a new high-tech weapon called "The Vaporizer." And after Horatio interviews the CEO of the defense contractor that made the weapon, he also turns up dead.

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  • 23:30 CAT

    Criminal Minds

    16+
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    Mixed Signals, Season 13 | Episode 21

    The BAU is called to Taos, N.M. to investigate an UnSub who is targeting his victims' temporal lobes.

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  • 00:15 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 41, Season 27 | Episode 41

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 00:45 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 42, Season 27 | Episode 42

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 01:10 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    Treehouse of Horror XXI, Season 22 | Episode 4

    Beware of Ouija boards, vampires and unexpected guests in the 21st annual installment of the Treehouse of Horror. In War and Pieces, Marge, worried about the effects of excessively violent video games, encourages Bart and Milhouse to give wholesome, classic board games a shot. The best friends discover that board games arent boring after all when they find themselves playing a real-life game in which they must beat all the challenges before they are allowed to return to home. The supernatural spell continue in Tweenlight, when Lisa becomes smitten with a mysterious new student, Edmund, who also happens to be a vampire. When a romance blossoms, the young lovers run away to Dracula-la Land, leaving Homer to come to Lisas rescue. In the final frightening fable, Master and Cadaver, Homer and Marge set sail on a romantic second honeymoon, but are interrupted when they rescue Roger, a castaway who escaped an attempted poisoning on his ship. Convinced that Roger is sabotaging their getaway and plotting a murder of his own, Homer and Marge take matters into their own hands.

    Go to show
  • 01:30 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life, Season 22 | Episode 5

    Discovering that Marge was once a stellar A+ student whose grades plummeted after being distracted, Lisa fears that she will end up just like her mom unless she pledges to focus solely on academics in an encore episode. When Marge makes a secret deal allowing Lisa to attend her dream school, Lisa learns a lesson in family and altruism. Meanwhile, Bart puts Nelson in his place and unintentionally claims the title of School Bully.

    Go to show
  • 01:55 CAT

    Numb3rs

    +

    Convergence, Season 2 | Episode 7

    A series of home invasions become increasingly violent. Charlie's most famous work, The Eppes Convergence, is scrutinised by a former rival.

    Go to show
  • 02:40 CAT

    Numb3rs

    +

    In Plain Sight, Season 2 | Episode 8

    Data from a meth-lab explosion reveals a photograph that triggers memories for Charlie and put him at loggerheads.

    Go to show
  • 03:25 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
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    Party Dress, Season 8 | Episode 15

    Ray hits the roof when he finds out that he has to buy Ally a $250 dress so that she can attend her best friend’s 13th birthday party.

    Go to show
  • 03:50 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Security, Season 8 | Episode 16

    Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

    Go to show
  • 04:15 CAT

    Criminal Minds

    16+
    +

    Mixed Signals, Season 13 | Episode 21

    The BAU is called to Taos, N.M. to investigate an UnSub who is targeting his victims' temporal lobes.

    Go to show
  • 04:55 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 41, Season 27 | Episode 41

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 05:20 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 42, Season 27 | Episode 42

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 05:40 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Na Ki'i (Dolls), Season 3 | Episode 18

    When a murder victim falls onto Dog the Bounty Hunter's SUV, Five-0 sends Catherine in undercover at the local roller derby to find the culprit.

    Go to show