Wednesday

2 September

  • 06:40 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    Of Course, Season 5 | Episode 17

    Still angry and hurt over Barney's insensitivity after their break-up, Robin concocts a plan to bring Barney to his knees; she enlists the help of her beautiful friend Anita..

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  • 07:00 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    Say Cheese, Season 5 | Episode 18

    When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.

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  • 07:25 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    The Model, Season 8 | Episode 21

    A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

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  • 08:05 CAT

    Family Guy

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    Hell Comes To Quahog, Season 6 | Episode 3

    After Peter buys a military tank with Meg's money, her car fund goes out the window and she's forced to get a job at the newly built Superstore in town. However, the town's economy begins to suffer when Superstore puts all the mom-and-pop shops out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands in order to save the town from the corporate giant.

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  • 08:30 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
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    Golf For It, Season 8 | Episode 23

    Ray and Robert’s sibling rivalry reaches epic proportions when the brothers get into tricky territory over who will have responsibility for Marie in the future.

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  • 08:50 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
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    The Home, Season 9 | Episode 1

    Frank and Marie announce their plans to move into a retirement home in New Jersey - much to the relief of their family. While Robert is overjoyed to be getting his hands on his parents' house at last, Debra is surprised to find she has misgivings about losing touch with her in-laws

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  • 09:15 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Moms I'd Like to Forget, Season 22 | Episode 10

    At school, a championship dodgeball game between the fourth and fifth-graders leads to a grudge match between the two groups, which escalates to an all-out rumble until Bart and one of the fifth-graders discover they have the same sword-shaped scar on their hands. It turns out they and two other boys used to be preschool playmates with Marge and their mothers having been friends previously. Marge decides to reconnect with them, leading to her getting more of a social life. Eventually, relations between the two groups begin to strain as Marge and Bart learn the true value of friendship, with Bart learning from Comic Book Guy on how he got his scar.

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  • 09:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
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    Flaming Moe, Season 22 | Episode 11

    Moe and Smithers turn Moe's into 'Mo's', a gay bar. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner dates the new substitute music teacher and uses Bart to date her young daughter in a better effort to get closer to her.

    Go to show
  • 10:00 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Hell Comes To Quahog, Season 6 | Episode 3

    After Peter buys a military tank with Meg's money, her car fund goes out the window and she's forced to get a job at the newly built Superstore in town. However, the town's economy begins to suffer when Superstore puts all the mom-and-pop shops out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands in order to save the town from the corporate giant.

    Go to show
  • 10:25 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Deacon Stan, Jesus Man, Season 1 | Episode 7

    Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Steve is falling in love with Chuck's daughter, Betsy. Roger is going through his reproductive cycle, causing him to lactate, ultimately complicating matters for Stan and Steve.

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  • 10:50 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Double Down, Season 2 | Episode 13

    Charlie and the team investigate a murder at a casino.

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  • 11:35 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Harvest, Season 2 | Episode 14

    A teenager, from the same part of India as Amita, is discovered in the basement of an old downtown hotel and is believed to be the victim of black-market organ-harvesting.

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  • 12:25 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

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    Olelo Pa'a (The Promise), Season 3 | Episode 20

    When McGarrett and Catherine cross into North Korea to retrieve the remains of a fallen friend, he recounts his last deadly mission there.

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  • 13:10 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Golf For It, Season 8 | Episode 23

    Ray and Robert’s sibling rivalry reaches epic proportions when the brothers get into tricky territory over who will have responsibility for Marie in the future.

    Go to show
  • 13:35 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    The Home, Season 9 | Episode 1

    Frank and Marie announce their plans to move into a retirement home in New Jersey - much to the relief of their family. While Robert is overjoyed to be getting his hands on his parents' house at last, Debra is surprised to find she has misgivings about losing touch with her in-laws

    Go to show
  • 14:00 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Hell Comes To Quahog, Season 6 | Episode 3

    After Peter buys a military tank with Meg's money, her car fund goes out the window and she's forced to get a job at the newly built Superstore in town. However, the town's economy begins to suffer when Superstore puts all the mom-and-pop shops out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands in order to save the town from the corporate giant.

    Go to show
  • 14:25 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    Moms I'd Like to Forget, Season 22 | Episode 10

    At school, a championship dodgeball game between the fourth and fifth-graders leads to a grudge match between the two groups, which escalates to an all-out rumble until Bart and one of the fifth-graders discover they have the same sword-shaped scar on their hands. It turns out they and two other boys used to be preschool playmates with Marge and their mothers having been friends previously. Marge decides to reconnect with them, leading to her getting more of a social life. Eventually, relations between the two groups begin to strain as Marge and Bart learn the true value of friendship, with Bart learning from Comic Book Guy on how he got his scar.

    Go to show
  • 14:45 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Flaming Moe, Season 22 | Episode 11

    Moe and Smithers turn Moe's into 'Mo's', a gay bar. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner dates the new substitute music teacher and uses Bart to date her young daughter in a better effort to get closer to her.

    Go to show
  • 15:10 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Of Course, Season 5 | Episode 17

    Still angry and hurt over Barney's insensitivity after their break-up, Robin concocts a plan to bring Barney to his knees; she enlists the help of her beautiful friend Anita..

    Go to show
  • 15:30 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Say Cheese, Season 5 | Episode 18

    When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.

    Go to show
  • 15:55 CAT

    The Resident

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    Pilot, Season 1 | Episode 1

    On his first day as an intern, an idealistic Dr. Devon Pravesh faces the harsh realities of medical care, as third year resident Dr. Conrad Hawkins takes him under his wing and teaches his unconventional ways for treating patients. Meanwhile, Conrad goes head-to-head with Chief of Surgery Dr. Solomon Bell, who uses power and intimidation to cover up his mistakes.

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  • 16:45 CAT

    Criminal Minds

    16+
    +

    Starter Home, Season 14 | Episode 2

    When the mummified remains of numerous victims are found in the walls of an elderly couple's remote South Carolina home, Rossi, JJ, and Simmons are dispatched to track down a trail of clues that date back over 20 years. The hunt becomes urgent after BAU learns the killer has a specific ritual of when to strike, and like clockwork another person goes missing. Also, Rossi reconnects with his ex-wife, Krystall.

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  • 17:30 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

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    Episode 3, Season 26 | Episode 3

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 17:55 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

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    Episode 4, Season 26 | Episode 4

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 18:20 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Saving Private Brian, Season 6 | Episode 4

    Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

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  • 18:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
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    Homer the Father, Season 22 | Episode 12

    Homer becomes obsessed with a 1980s family sitcom and starts acting like the show's father and he insists that Bart earn the dirt bike that he wants. Bart does it by selling his father's nuclear secrets to anyone who'll buy him the dirt bike.

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  • 19:05 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
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    The Blue and the Gray, Season 22 | Episode 13

    After another lonely Valentine's Day, Moe goes back on the dating scene and gets Homer to be his wingman. But he becomes distraught when the women are drawn to Homer as well. Meanwhile, Marge discovers some gray hairs and tries a new more mature hair style to go along with it, much to everyone's dismay and ridicule.

    Go to show
  • 19:30 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
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    Zoo or False, Season 5 | Episode 19

    When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

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  • 19:55 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
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    Home Wreckers, Season 5 | Episode 20

    Ted's mother announces that she's getting married; the stress of his mother's wedding, plus her creepy fiancee, Clint, pushes Ted over the edge and he disappears for 72 hours.

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  • 20:20 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    The Running Man, Season 2 | Episode 15

    When a DNA synthesiser with terrorist possibilities is stolen from a university lab, Charlie and the team must find it before it leaves the country.

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  • 21:05 CAT

    Numb3rs

    All
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    Protest, Season 2 | Episode 16

    The bombing of a recruitment office puts Don and his father at odds, and brings an agent out of retirement.

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  • 21:55 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Imi Loko Ka 'Uhane (Seek Within One's Soul), Season 3 | Episode 21

    Five-0 allows a talk show host and her crew to follow them for the day, but the investigation turns dangerous when they have a run-in with Wo Fat.

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  • 22:45 CAT

    Killing Eve

    16+
    +

    Management Sucks, Season 3 | Episode 2

    After a series of events, the lives of a security operative and an assassin become inextricably linked.

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  • 23:30 CAT

    Criminal Minds

    16+
    +

    Rule 34, Season 14 | Episode 3

    When packages with gruesome contents are delivered to six people in the Washington, D.C. area, the BAU must first figure out what connects the recipients before they can identify the UnSub. Also, Simmons and Kristy struggle to connect with their son, David, who is suspended from school for aggressive behavior.

    Go to show
  • 00:20 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    +

    Episode 5, Season 26 | Episode 5

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 00:45 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 6, Season 26 | Episode 6

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 01:10 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Homer the Father, Season 22 | Episode 12

    Homer becomes obsessed with a 1980s family sitcom and starts acting like the show's father and he insists that Bart earn the dirt bike that he wants. Bart does it by selling his father's nuclear secrets to anyone who'll buy him the dirt bike.

    Go to show
  • 01:35 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    The Blue and the Gray, Season 22 | Episode 13

    After another lonely Valentine's Day, Moe goes back on the dating scene and gets Homer to be his wingman. But he becomes distraught when the women are drawn to Homer as well. Meanwhile, Marge discovers some gray hairs and tries a new more mature hair style to go along with it, much to everyone's dismay and ridicule.

    Go to show
  • 02:00 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    The Running Man, Season 2 | Episode 15

    When a DNA synthesiser with terrorist possibilities is stolen from a university lab, Charlie and the team must find it before it leaves the country.

    Go to show
  • 02:45 CAT

    Numb3rs

    All
    +

    Protest, Season 2 | Episode 16

    The bombing of a recruitment office puts Don and his father at odds, and brings an agent out of retirement.

    Go to show
  • 03:30 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Golf For It, Season 8 | Episode 23

    Ray and Robert’s sibling rivalry reaches epic proportions when the brothers get into tricky territory over who will have responsibility for Marie in the future.

    Go to show
  • 03:55 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    The Home, Season 9 | Episode 1

    Frank and Marie announce their plans to move into a retirement home in New Jersey - much to the relief of their family. While Robert is overjoyed to be getting his hands on his parents' house at last, Debra is surprised to find she has misgivings about losing touch with her in-laws

    Go to show
  • 04:20 CAT

    Criminal Minds

    16+
    +

    Rule 34, Season 14 | Episode 3

    When packages with gruesome contents are delivered to six people in the Washington, D.C. area, the BAU must first figure out what connects the recipients before they can identify the UnSub. Also, Simmons and Kristy struggle to connect with their son, David, who is suspended from school for aggressive behavior.

    Go to show
  • 05:00 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    +

    Episode 5, Season 26 | Episode 5

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 05:25 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 6, Season 26 | Episode 6

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 05:50 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Imi Loko Ka 'Uhane (Seek Within One's Soul), Season 3 | Episode 21

    Five-0 allows a talk show host and her crew to follow them for the day, but the investigation turns dangerous when they have a run-in with Wo Fat.

    Go to show