Thursday

3 September

  • 06:35 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    Zoo or False, Season 5 | Episode 19

    When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

    Go to show
  • 06:55 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    Home Wreckers, Season 5 | Episode 20

    Ted's mother announces that she's getting married; the stress of his mother's wedding, plus her creepy fiancee, Clint, pushes Ted over the edge and he disappears for 72 hours.

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  • 07:20 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Golf For It, Season 8 | Episode 23

    Ray and Robert’s sibling rivalry reaches epic proportions when the brothers get into tricky territory over who will have responsibility for Marie in the future.

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  • 08:05 CAT

    American Dad

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    Bullocks To Stan, Season 1 | Episode 8

    When Stan is up for a promotion, he asks his family to be on their best behavior at the CIA picnic. Unfortunately, Hayley ends up getting into a fight with Stan's boss, Bullock, which makes Stan think his chances for the promotion are ruined. But when Stan goes to Bullock's house to apologize for Hayley's behavior, he's shocked to discover Bullock's new woman.

    Go to show
  • 08:30 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

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    Not So Fast, Season 9 | Episode 2

    Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him. American comedy, starring Ray Romano

    Go to show
  • 08:55 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
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    Angry Sex, Season 9 | Episode 3

    Ray realises that the angrier Debra gets, the better their sex life becomes - so he decides to stir up conflict between her and Marie. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts and Ray Romano

    Go to show
  • 09:15 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Homer the Father, Season 22 | Episode 12

    Homer becomes obsessed with a 1980s family sitcom and starts acting like the show's father and he insists that Bart earn the dirt bike that he wants. Bart does it by selling his father's nuclear secrets to anyone who'll buy him the dirt bike.

    Go to show
  • 09:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    The Blue and the Gray, Season 22 | Episode 13

    After another lonely Valentine's Day, Moe goes back on the dating scene and gets Homer to be his wingman. But he becomes distraught when the women are drawn to Homer as well. Meanwhile, Marge discovers some gray hairs and tries a new more mature hair style to go along with it, much to everyone's dismay and ridicule.

    Go to show
  • 10:05 CAT

    Family Guy

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    Saving Private Brian, Season 6 | Episode 4

    Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

    Go to show
  • 10:30 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Bullocks To Stan, Season 1 | Episode 8

    When Stan is up for a promotion, he asks his family to be on their best behavior at the CIA picnic. Unfortunately, Hayley ends up getting into a fight with Stan's boss, Bullock, which makes Stan think his chances for the promotion are ruined. But when Stan goes to Bullock's house to apologize for Hayley's behavior, he's shocked to discover Bullock's new woman.

    Go to show
  • 10:50 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    The Running Man, Season 2 | Episode 15

    When a DNA synthesiser with terrorist possibilities is stolen from a university lab, Charlie and the team must find it before it leaves the country.

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  • 11:35 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Protest, Season 2 | Episode 16

    The bombing of a recruitment office puts Don and his father at odds, and brings an agent out of retirement.

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  • 12:25 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

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    Imi Loko Ka 'Uhane (Seek Within One's Soul), Season 3 | Episode 21

    Five-0 allows a talk show host and her crew to follow them for the day, but the investigation turns dangerous when they have a run-in with Wo Fat.

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  • 13:10 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
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    Not So Fast, Season 9 | Episode 2

    Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him. American comedy, starring Ray Romano

    Go to show
  • 13:35 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Angry Sex, Season 9 | Episode 3

    Ray realises that the angrier Debra gets, the better their sex life becomes - so he decides to stir up conflict between her and Marie. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts and Ray Romano

    Go to show
  • 14:00 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Saving Private Brian, Season 6 | Episode 4

    Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

    Go to show
  • 14:20 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Homer the Father, Season 22 | Episode 12

    Homer becomes obsessed with a 1980s family sitcom and starts acting like the show's father and he insists that Bart earn the dirt bike that he wants. Bart does it by selling his father's nuclear secrets to anyone who'll buy him the dirt bike.

    Go to show
  • 14:45 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    The Blue and the Gray, Season 22 | Episode 13

    After another lonely Valentine's Day, Moe goes back on the dating scene and gets Homer to be his wingman. But he becomes distraught when the women are drawn to Homer as well. Meanwhile, Marge discovers some gray hairs and tries a new more mature hair style to go along with it, much to everyone's dismay and ridicule.

    Go to show
  • 15:10 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Zoo or False, Season 5 | Episode 19

    When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

    Go to show
  • 15:30 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Home Wreckers, Season 5 | Episode 20

    Ted's mother announces that she's getting married; the stress of his mother's wedding, plus her creepy fiancee, Clint, pushes Ted over the edge and he disappears for 72 hours.

    Go to show
  • 15:55 CAT

    The Resident

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    Independence Day, Season 1 | Episode 2

    Conrad receives the call he's been waiting for when a heart becomes available for a patient who has been on the transplant list for two years. But when a congressman is admitted to the hospital after a heart attack, he is prioritized.

    Go to show
  • 16:40 CAT

    Criminal Minds

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    Rule 34, Season 14 | Episode 3

    When packages with gruesome contents are delivered to six people in the Washington, D.C. area, the BAU must first figure out what connects the recipients before they can identify the UnSub. Also, Simmons and Kristy struggle to connect with their son, David, who is suspended from school for aggressive behavior.

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  • 17:25 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

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    Episode 5, Season 26 | Episode 5

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 17:50 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
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    Episode 6, Season 26 | Episode 6

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 18:15 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Whistle While Your Wife Works, Season 6 | Episode 5

    When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.

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  • 18:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

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    Angry Dad: The Movie, Season 22 | Episode 14

    Bart's Angry Dad comic is turned into a movie and becomes a critics' recommendation. Each time the movie wins something, Homer takes credit for it.

    Go to show
  • 19:05 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    The Scorpion's Tale, Season 22 | Episode 15

    After a field trip to the desert, Lisa discovers that a desert flower makes aggressive scorpions get along. Grandpa Abe is kicked out of the retirement center and moves in with the Simpsons, where Homer uses a derivative of the flower Lisa made on him, making him much more docile. The chemical is turned into a drug by the head of a pharmaceutical company, but after Bart sells it in his own black market, there's an unexpected side effect.

    Go to show
  • 19:30 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
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    Twin Beds, Season 5 | Episode 21

    Robin's decision to move in with Don causes Ted and Barney to decide that they are still in love with her; Robin is furious that they selfishly have jeopardized her new relationship, and threatens to cut them out of her life.

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  • 19:55 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

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    Robots Vs. Wrestlers, Season 5 | Episode 22

    Barney gets tickets for everyone to attend a Robots vs. Wrestlers match, but Ted has other plans.

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  • 20:15 CAT

    Numb3rs

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    Mind Games, Season 2 | Episode 17

    A psychic helps to find a burial site of numerous illegal immigrants just across the California-Mexico border.

    Go to show
  • 21:05 CAT

    Numb3rs

    13+
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    All's Fair, Season 2 | Episode 18

    In an effort to find the murderer of an Iraqi woman who had been making a documentary on the rights of Muslim women, Don enlists the help of the victim's cousin.

    Go to show
  • 21:55 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

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    Ho'opio (To Take Captive), Season 3 | Episode 22

    Five-0 must hunt down the kidnappers who have now taken their next victim. Meanwhile, Kono asks Catherine for a favor that could damage her relationship with Adam.

    Go to show
  • 22:45 CAT

    CSI: Miami

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    Miami Confidential, Season 6 | Episode 12

    While investigating the murder of a young woman, the CSIs uncover a meth lab in her apartment and an unscrupulous FBI agent with a secret life of his own.

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  • 23:30 CAT

    Criminal Minds

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    Innocence, Season 14 | Episode 4

    Soon after the BAU steps in to help local law enforcement isolate a prime suspect for a ritualistic murder in Tallahassee, Fla., a second person who is related to the first victim is killed under similar circumstances. Also, Prentiss is concerned about Garcia's behavior in the aftermath of her abduction and has an idea of how to help with the healing process.

    Go to show
  • 00:15 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 7, Season 26 | Episode 7

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 00:45 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 8, Season 26 | Episode 8

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 01:05 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    Angry Dad: The Movie, Season 22 | Episode 14

    Bart's Angry Dad comic is turned into a movie and becomes a critics' recommendation. Each time the movie wins something, Homer takes credit for it.

    Go to show
  • 01:30 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    The Scorpion's Tale, Season 22 | Episode 15

    After a field trip to the desert, Lisa discovers that a desert flower makes aggressive scorpions get along. Grandpa Abe is kicked out of the retirement center and moves in with the Simpsons, where Homer uses a derivative of the flower Lisa made on him, making him much more docile. The chemical is turned into a drug by the head of a pharmaceutical company, but after Bart sells it in his own black market, there's an unexpected side effect.

    Go to show
  • 01:55 CAT

    Numb3rs

    13+
    +

    Mind Games, Season 2 | Episode 17

    A psychic helps to find a burial site of numerous illegal immigrants just across the California-Mexico border.

    Go to show
  • 02:40 CAT

    Numb3rs

    13+
    +

    All's Fair, Season 2 | Episode 18

    In an effort to find the murderer of an Iraqi woman who had been making a documentary on the rights of Muslim women, Don enlists the help of the victim's cousin.

    Go to show
  • 03:25 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Not So Fast, Season 9 | Episode 2

    Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him. American comedy, starring Ray Romano

    Go to show
  • 03:50 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Angry Sex, Season 9 | Episode 3

    Ray realises that the angrier Debra gets, the better their sex life becomes - so he decides to stir up conflict between her and Marie. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts and Ray Romano

    Go to show
  • 04:15 CAT

    Criminal Minds

    16+
    +

    Innocence, Season 14 | Episode 4

    Soon after the BAU steps in to help local law enforcement isolate a prime suspect for a ritualistic murder in Tallahassee, Fla., a second person who is related to the first victim is killed under similar circumstances. Also, Prentiss is concerned about Garcia's behavior in the aftermath of her abduction and has an idea of how to help with the healing process.

    Go to show
  • 04:55 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 7, Season 26 | Episode 7

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 05:20 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 8, Season 26 | Episode 8

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 05:45 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Ho'opio (To Take Captive), Season 3 | Episode 22

    Five-0 must hunt down the kidnappers who have now taken their next victim. Meanwhile, Kono asks Catherine for a favor that could damage her relationship with Adam.

    Go to show