Thursday

24 September

  • 06:10 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

    16+
    +

    Hau'oli La Ho'maika'i (Happy Thanksgiving), Season 4 | Episode 9

    As Thanksgiving approaches, Five -0 investigates the murder of a secret service agent just as the President travels to Oahu. Also, McGarrett's Aunt Deb visits, bringing with her a shocking secret.

    Go to show
  • 06:50 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    13+
    +

    The Best Man, Season 7 | Episode 1

    While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; including when Marshall and Lily announced they were having a baby.

    Go to show
  • 07:15 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    The Naked Truth, Season 7 | Episode 2

    When Marshall gets the job of his dreams, he worries that once the company discovers videos he made in the past, they may rescind the offer.

    Go to show
  • 07:35 CAT

    Taraji P Henson Tour Of South Africa

    All
    +

    Taraji P Henson Tour Of South Africa, 1, Extra | Episode 1

  • 08:00 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Tears Of A Clooney, Season 2 | Episode 10

    When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.

    Go to show
  • 08:25 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Diamonds, Season 1 | Episode 16

    Ray decides to replace the fake diamond on Debra's engagement ring, not realizing she'd already had it replaced with a diamond of her grandmother's.

    Go to show
  • 08:50 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    The Game, Season 1 | Episode 17

    When Ray and his family play Scruples after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.

    Go to show
  • 09:15 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    The Spy Who Learned Me, Season 23 | Episode 20

    Homer embarrasses Marge at the movies during a film featuring superspy Stradivarius Cain, and his apologies fall on deaf ears. In an effort to become a better husband, he seeks help from someone he believes to be the real Stradivarius Cain.

    Go to show
  • 09:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    Lisa Goes Gaga, Season 23 | Episode 21

    Lisa tries to reverse her status as one of the least popular girls in school by ghostwriting positive things about herself on the school blog. When her plan backfires, her social ranking plummets to a new low - until a psychic force tells Lady Gaga that Lisa needs her help. With Gaga's assistance, Lisa and the entire town of Springfield realize that being yourself is better than being like anyone else.

    Go to show
  • 10:00 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Blue Harvest: Part 1, Season 7 | Episode 1

    With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Peter plays Han Solo, Lois is Princess Leia, Stewie becomes Darth Vader, Brian plays Chewbacca, and Chris is Luke Skywalker. Cleveland and Quagmire will play the parts of R2-D2 and C-3PO, while Herbert is the wise Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    Go to show
  • 10:25 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Tears Of A Clooney, Season 2 | Episode 10

    When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.

    Go to show
  • 10:50 CAT

    Numb3rs

    All
    +

    The Art of Reckoning, Season 3 | Episode 21

    Don believes that a death-row inmate has an ulterior motive when he suddenly wants to confess the whereabouts of bodies he buried during his days as a hit man for the Mob.

    Go to show
  • 11:35 CAT

    Numb3rs

    All
    +

    Under Pressure, Season 3 | Episode 22

    Don and the FBI uncover a possible terrorist attack on Los Angeles that targets the city's water supply. But much to Don's dismay, Charlie gets their father, Alan, involved.

    Go to show
  • 12:20 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

    16+
    +

    Hau'oli La Ho'maika'i (Happy Thanksgiving), Season 4 | Episode 9

    As Thanksgiving approaches, Five -0 investigates the murder of a secret service agent just as the President travels to Oahu. Also, McGarrett's Aunt Deb visits, bringing with her a shocking secret.

    Go to show
  • 13:05 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Diamonds, Season 1 | Episode 16

    Ray decides to replace the fake diamond on Debra's engagement ring, not realizing she'd already had it replaced with a diamond of her grandmother's.

    Go to show
  • 13:35 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    The Game, Season 1 | Episode 17

    When Ray and his family play Scruples after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.

    Go to show
  • 14:00 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Blue Harvest: Part 1, Season 7 | Episode 1

    With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Peter plays Han Solo, Lois is Princess Leia, Stewie becomes Darth Vader, Brian plays Chewbacca, and Chris is Luke Skywalker. Cleveland and Quagmire will play the parts of R2-D2 and C-3PO, while Herbert is the wise Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    Go to show
  • 14:25 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    The Spy Who Learned Me, Season 23 | Episode 20

    Homer embarrasses Marge at the movies during a film featuring superspy Stradivarius Cain, and his apologies fall on deaf ears. In an effort to become a better husband, he seeks help from someone he believes to be the real Stradivarius Cain.

    Go to show
  • 14:45 CAT

    The Simpsons

    13+
    +

    Lisa Goes Gaga, Season 23 | Episode 21

    Lisa tries to reverse her status as one of the least popular girls in school by ghostwriting positive things about herself on the school blog. When her plan backfires, her social ranking plummets to a new low - until a psychic force tells Lady Gaga that Lisa needs her help. With Gaga's assistance, Lisa and the entire town of Springfield realize that being yourself is better than being like anyone else.

    Go to show
  • 15:10 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    13+
    +

    The Best Man, Season 7 | Episode 1

    While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; including when Marshall and Lily announced they were having a baby.

    Go to show
  • 15:30 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    The Naked Truth, Season 7 | Episode 2

    When Marshall gets the job of his dreams, he worries that once the company discovers videos he made in the past, they may rescind the offer.

    Go to show
  • 15:55 CAT

    The Resident

    16+
    +

    Total Eclipse of the Heart, Season 1 | Episode 14

    In a final and drastic attempt to save Nic from Lane’s acts of sabotage, Conrad must call in a favor from the one person he promised he never would.

    Go to show
  • 16:45 CAT

    CSI

    16+
    +

    Toe Tags, Season 7 | Episode 3

    Coming straight from the perspectives of five people: Donna, Rebecca, Jack, Lou and Ray. All with one thing in common. They're all dead. Brass and Catherine get to handle the case of Donna, who's a cop from San Francisco, moonlighting as a bodyguard. Warrick and Greg work the case of Rebecca, who's a former supermodel who died while hiking with her new husband Gavin. Nick and Sofia handle the case of Jack, a returning veteran from Iraq, who was killed in front of his wife and baby daughter who he just met for the first time. Grissom and Sara take the case of Lou and Ray whose bodies were found in Lou's garage.

    Go to show
  • 17:30 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 35, Season 27 | Episode 35

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 17:55 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 36, Season 27 | Episode 36

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 18:20 CAT

    Family Guy

    16+
    +

    Blue Harvest: Part 2, Season 7 | Episode 2

    With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Peter plays Han Solo, Lois is Princess Leia, Stewie becomes Darth Vader, Brian plays Chewbacca, and Chris is Luke Skywalker. Cleveland and Quagmire will play the parts of R2-D2 and C-3PO, while Herbert is the wise Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    Go to show
  • 18:40 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Ned 'n Edna's Blend, Season 23 | Episode 22

    When the town of Springfield discovers that Ned and Edna have secretly gotten hitched, Marge offers to throw them a congratulatory reception. However, bringing everyone together makes them all realize that no marriage is perfect. Meanwhile, Edna tries to help Ned's children become more socially acceptable by changing some of the rules.

    Go to show
  • 19:05 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Every Man's Dream, Season 27 | Episode 1

    Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy, but instead of returning home with his prescription medication, he returns home drunk. He and Marge visit a marriage counselor and have a trial separation, during which Homer begins dating a 20-something.

    Go to show
  • 19:30 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    13+
    +

    Ducky Tie, Season 7 | Episode 3

    After Ted runs into an old girlfriend, he tries to make amends with her since he cheated during their relationship.

    Go to show
  • 19:55 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    The Stinson Missile Crisis, Season 7 | Episode 4

    After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions.

    Go to show
  • 20:20 CAT

    Numb3rs

    13+
    +

    Money For Nothing, Season 3 | Episode 23

    The FBI are called in when thieves hijack a truck intended for a relief effort in Zambia containing millions of dollars and two aid workers.

    Go to show
  • 21:05 CAT

    Numb3rs

    13+
    +

    The Janus List, Season 3 | Episode 24

    Following a deadly stand-off with a mysterious bomber, Don and Charlie learn that he was poisoned in order to keep him from revealing a secret that changes the FBI team forever.

    Go to show
  • 21:55 CAT

    Hawaii Five-0

    13+
    +

    Ho’onani Makuakane (Honor Thy Father), Season 4 | Episode 10

    The attempted murder of a Pearl Harbor veteran leads Five-0 to use decades old evidence to investigate a deadly crime committed within the internment camps on Oahu during World War II.

    Go to show
  • 22:45 CAT

    CSI: Miami

    16+
    +

    Ambush, Season 6 | Episode 15

    The CSIs find the body of Kathleen Newberry, but the money she got is missing. Horatio pays another visit to Julia Winston, but Julia has Horatio arrested for the murder of Antonio Riaz and extradited to Brazil. While investigating the case, Calleigh finds out her crime scene photos have been stolen and posted on the internet. The website eventually leads to ex-lab technician Dan Cooper, who has a personal grudge against Calleigh. Calleigh is kidnapped by somebody who knows her through the internet.

    Go to show
  • 23:30 CAT

    CSI

    16+
    +

    Fannysmackin', Season 7 | Episode 4

    Three tourists are beat up, badly. One is dead, Alfonzo. Jessica is badly beaten but is still alive. Stanley, the last tourist is saved by Greg who ends up severely hurt in turn and ends up hospitalized after having to make a life altering decision.

    Go to show
  • 00:20 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 37, Season 27 | Episode 37

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 00:50 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 38, Season 27 | Episode 38

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 01:10 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Ned 'n Edna's Blend, Season 23 | Episode 22

    When the town of Springfield discovers that Ned and Edna have secretly gotten hitched, Marge offers to throw them a congratulatory reception. However, bringing everyone together makes them all realize that no marriage is perfect. Meanwhile, Edna tries to help Ned's children become more socially acceptable by changing some of the rules.

    Go to show
  • 01:35 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Every Man's Dream, Season 27 | Episode 1

    Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy, but instead of returning home with his prescription medication, he returns home drunk. He and Marge visit a marriage counselor and have a trial separation, during which Homer begins dating a 20-something.

    Go to show
  • 02:00 CAT

    Numb3rs

    13+
    +

    Money For Nothing, Season 3 | Episode 23

    The FBI are called in when thieves hijack a truck intended for a relief effort in Zambia containing millions of dollars and two aid workers.

    Go to show
  • 02:40 CAT

    Numb3rs

    13+
    +

    The Janus List, Season 3 | Episode 24

    Following a deadly stand-off with a mysterious bomber, Don and Charlie learn that he was poisoned in order to keep him from revealing a secret that changes the FBI team forever.

    Go to show
  • 03:25 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Diamonds, Season 1 | Episode 16

    Ray decides to replace the fake diamond on Debra's engagement ring, not realizing she'd already had it replaced with a diamond of her grandmother's.

    Go to show
  • 03:50 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    The Game, Season 1 | Episode 17

    When Ray and his family play Scruples after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.

    Go to show
  • 04:20 CAT

    CSI

    16+
    +

    Fannysmackin', Season 7 | Episode 4

    Three tourists are beat up, badly. One is dead, Alfonzo. Jessica is badly beaten but is still alive. Stanley, the last tourist is saved by Greg who ends up severely hurt in turn and ends up hospitalized after having to make a life altering decision.

    Go to show
  • 05:00 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    13+
    +

    Ducky Tie, Season 7 | Episode 3

    After Ted runs into an old girlfriend, he tries to make amends with her since he cheated during their relationship.

    Go to show
  • 05:25 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 37, Season 27 | Episode 37

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show
  • 05:50 CAT

    America's Funniest Home Videos

    All
    +

    Episode 38, Season 27 | Episode 38

    Featuring humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy, pets or children, and some staged pranks.

    Go to show