Thursday

5 August

  • 06:05 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, Season 12 | Episode 2

    In his continuing quest to touch a boob, Steve decides to try to earn a letter jacket by joining the school’s water polo team. When his initial attempt fails, he enlists Klaus’ help to make the squad, and soon becomes the team’s star player. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger buy a sailboat and become “boat guys,” but soon discover it’s not as glamorous as they thought it would be.

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  • 06:30 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    13+
    +

    No Roll!, Season 6 | Episode 2

    Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

    Go to show
  • 06:55 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Odd Man Out, Season 6 | Episode 3

    When Marco begins taking piano lessons from Marie and starts spending more time with her, Frank becomes jealous of their friendship.

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  • 08:15 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Double, Double, Boy in Trouble, Season 20 | Episode 3

    Bart meets his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, a member of the richest family in Springfield and the two decide to switch places. Simon adjusts nicely to his new digs at the Simpson home, while Bart discovers that his new siblings are plotting his death so they can have his inheritance.

    Go to show
  • 09:00 CAT

    Road To Destiny

    13+
    +

    Episode 126, Season 1 | Episode 126

    A woman falls in love with her stepson.

  • 09:45 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    13+
    +

    No Roll!, Season 6 | Episode 2

    Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

    Go to show
  • 10:10 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Odd Man Out, Season 6 | Episode 3

    When Marco begins taking piano lessons from Marie and starts spending more time with her, Frank becomes jealous of their friendship.

    Go to show
  • 10:35 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Roots, Season 12 | Episode 1

    Langley Falls plans to build a huge football stadium. Stan learns that the construction will require an old tree to be torn down—a tree Stan claims is his father. To save it, Stan must face off against Roger, who stands to make a fortune by paving the stadium’s massive parking lot.

    Go to show
  • 10:55 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, Season 12 | Episode 2

    In his continuing quest to touch a boob, Steve decides to try to earn a letter jacket by joining the school’s water polo team. When his initial attempt fails, he enlists Klaus’ help to make the squad, and soon becomes the team’s star player. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger buy a sailboat and become “boat guys,” but soon discover it’s not as glamorous as they thought it would be.

    Go to show
  • 11:20 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Last Cigarette Ever, Season 5 | Episode 11

    Robin's jaded new co-anchor is driving her to smoke, which has a domino effect on the rest of the gang; when their smoking gets out of hand, they all make a pact to kick the habit and share their last cigarette ever.

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  • 11:45 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Girls Vs. Suits, Season 5 | Episode 12

    When Barney debates whether or not he should give up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an awesome musical number; and Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

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  • 12:05 CAT

    Blue Bloods

    16+
    +

    All The News That's Fit To Click, Season 6 | Episode 3

    Is targeted while wearing NYPD gear on a ride-along with Jamie and Eddie, Frank puts Danny and Baez on the hunt for the shooter who may be out for other members on the force. Also, Garrett contemplates taking another job.

    Go to show
  • 12:50 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Double, Double, Boy in Trouble, Season 20 | Episode 3

    Bart meets his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, a member of the richest family in Springfield and the two decide to switch places. Simon adjusts nicely to his new digs at the Simpson home, while Bart discovers that his new siblings are plotting his death so they can have his inheritance.

    Go to show
  • 13:15 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    13+
    +

    No Roll!, Season 6 | Episode 2

    Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

    Go to show
  • 13:40 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Odd Man Out, Season 6 | Episode 3

    When Marco begins taking piano lessons from Marie and starts spending more time with her, Frank becomes jealous of their friendship.

    Go to show
  • 14:05 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Roots, Season 12 | Episode 1

    Langley Falls plans to build a huge football stadium. Stan learns that the construction will require an old tree to be torn down—a tree Stan claims is his father. To save it, Stan must face off against Roger, who stands to make a fortune by paving the stadium’s massive parking lot.

    Go to show
  • 14:25 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, Season 12 | Episode 2

    In his continuing quest to touch a boob, Steve decides to try to earn a letter jacket by joining the school’s water polo team. When his initial attempt fails, he enlists Klaus’ help to make the squad, and soon becomes the team’s star player. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger buy a sailboat and become “boat guys,” but soon discover it’s not as glamorous as they thought it would be.

    Go to show
  • 14:50 CAT

    Numb3rs

    +

    When a mega-heiress is abducted by an extremist group looking to punish her industrialist father, Don and the team rush to find her captors.

  • 15:35 CAT

    CSI

    16+
    +

    Go to Hell, Season 8 | Episode 3

    The team investigates the murder of a couple and their younger daughter, and the disappearance of their older daughter (Brittany Robertson), who is believed to be possessed by the devil. Meanwhile Sara and a new CSI, Ronnie, investigate the death of a homeless man found on a garbage pile.

    Go to show
  • 16:20 CAT

    Blue Bloods

    16+
    +

    All The News That's Fit To Click, Season 6 | Episode 3

    Is targeted while wearing NYPD gear on a ride-along with Jamie and Eddie, Frank puts Danny and Baez on the hunt for the shooter who may be out for other members on the force. Also, Garrett contemplates taking another job.

    Go to show
  • 17:05 CAT

    Secrets At The Hotel

    All
    +

    Episode 1, Season 1 | Episode 1

    Hoping to solve his sister's disappearance, a penniless man becomes a waiter at a suspicious hotel.

  • 17:55 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Double, Double, Boy in Trouble, Season 20 | Episode 3

    Bart meets his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, a member of the richest family in Springfield and the two decide to switch places. Simon adjusts nicely to his new digs at the Simpson home, while Bart discovers that his new siblings are plotting his death so they can have his inheritance.

    Go to show
  • 18:20 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Treehouse of Horror XIX, Season 20 | Episode 4

    Opener: When Homer casts his vote for Senator Obama the sinister electronic voting machine instead tallies a vote for Senator McCain. Untitled Robot Parody: Bart buys a possessed Malibu Stacy convertible for Lisa for Christmas. A Transformers parody ensues. How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising: A group of ad executives discover Homer and his talent of killing celebrities. With the celebrities out of the way, the advertisers can use their likenesses and not have to pay royalties - That is, until their ghosts seek revenge on Homer. It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse: A parody of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown starring Milhouse as Linus, Lisa as Sally, and Bart as Charlie Brown.

    Go to show
  • 18:40 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six, Season 12 | Episode 3

    When everyone in the family agrees that eighteen-year-old Haley is a downer, she wonders what happened to her as a child that changed her from “Happy Haley.” She visits a hypnotherapy doctor, who is really Roger in another of his alter-egos, and ends up regressing back to her six-year-old self. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends buy a slow cooker and try to make the perfect pork.

    Go to show
  • 19:05 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed), Season 12 | Episode 4

    Stan is having problems with his computer at work and takes Steve to the CIA offices to fix it for him. After feeling slighted for not being “CIA material,” Steve is approached by the CIA’s nerdy arch rivals - the NSA - who convince him to help them spy on Stan in order to bring down his father’s beloved Agency. Meanwhile, when committed vegetarian Haley accidentally eats meat, she realizes she still loves the taste, and Roger convinces her to resume being a carnivore for one day of the year... but she takes the adventure a little too far.

    Go to show
  • 19:30 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Ray's Ring, Season 6 | Episode 4

    RAY IS MISTAKEN FOR A BACHELOR WHEN HE LOSES HIS WEDDING RING.

    Go to show
  • 19:55 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Marie's Sculpture, Season 6 | Episode 5

    Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class that bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.

    Go to show
  • 20:20 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Jenkins, Season 5 | Episode 13

    When Lily finds out the co-worker Marshall is always telling funny stories about is actually a woman, she doesn't get jealous, which irks Marshall.

    Go to show
  • 20:45 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    The Perfect Week, Season 5 | Episode 14

    When Barney is about to complete the perfect week, landing seven different girls in seven days, the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

    Go to show
  • 21:10 CAT

    CSI

    16+
    +

    The Case of the Cross-Dressing Carp, Season 8 | Episode 4

    The hanging death of a possible hermaphroditic male is connected to a tainted water supply, while the day crew investigates 40-year-old skeletal remains found at the site of a recently imploded casino. Grissom asks Sara to marry him which she accepts and Greg reveals he is writing a book about Las Vegas history.

    Go to show
  • 21:55 CAT

    Blue Bloods

    13+
    +

    With Friends Like These, Season 6 | Episode 4

    One of Erin's informants leaves witness protection to give his former boss an alibi; Frank and the New York City fire department commissioner get into a war.

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  • 22:45 CAT

    CSI: Miami

    16+
    +

    Stoned Cold, Season 9 | Episode 14

    When a high school bully dies as a result of a stoning, the CSIs have to find out which nerd is responsible.

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  • 23:30 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Double, Double, Boy in Trouble, Season 20 | Episode 3

    Bart meets his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, a member of the richest family in Springfield and the two decide to switch places. Simon adjusts nicely to his new digs at the Simpson home, while Bart discovers that his new siblings are plotting his death so they can have his inheritance.

    Go to show
  • 23:55 CAT

    The Simpsons

    All
    +

    Treehouse of Horror XIX, Season 20 | Episode 4

    Opener: When Homer casts his vote for Senator Obama the sinister electronic voting machine instead tallies a vote for Senator McCain. Untitled Robot Parody: Bart buys a possessed Malibu Stacy convertible for Lisa for Christmas. A Transformers parody ensues. How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising: A group of ad executives discover Homer and his talent of killing celebrities. With the celebrities out of the way, the advertisers can use their likenesses and not have to pay royalties - That is, until their ghosts seek revenge on Homer. It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse: A parody of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown starring Milhouse as Linus, Lisa as Sally, and Bart as Charlie Brown.

    Go to show
  • 00:20 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six, Season 12 | Episode 3

    When everyone in the family agrees that eighteen-year-old Haley is a downer, she wonders what happened to her as a child that changed her from “Happy Haley.” She visits a hypnotherapy doctor, who is really Roger in another of his alter-egos, and ends up regressing back to her six-year-old self. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends buy a slow cooker and try to make the perfect pork.

    Go to show
  • 00:40 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed), Season 12 | Episode 4

    Stan is having problems with his computer at work and takes Steve to the CIA offices to fix it for him. After feeling slighted for not being “CIA material,” Steve is approached by the CIA’s nerdy arch rivals - the NSA - who convince him to help them spy on Stan in order to bring down his father’s beloved Agency. Meanwhile, when committed vegetarian Haley accidentally eats meat, she realizes she still loves the taste, and Roger convinces her to resume being a carnivore for one day of the year... but she takes the adventure a little too far.

    Go to show
  • 01:05 CAT

    Empire

    13+
    +

    What Is Done, Season 5 | Episode 6

    In an effort to sign more artists, Cookie and Lucious make a bet to see who can find someone first. While Lucious bets on the chance to meet an up and coming rapper in a high stakes poker game, Cookie takes to the streets to find untapped talent in a set of auditions.

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  • 01:55 CAT

    CSI

    16+
    +

    The Case of the Cross-Dressing Carp, Season 8 | Episode 4

    The hanging death of a possible hermaphroditic male is connected to a tainted water supply, while the day crew investigates 40-year-old skeletal remains found at the site of a recently imploded casino. Grissom asks Sara to marry him which she accepts and Greg reveals he is writing a book about Las Vegas history.

    Go to show
  • 02:35 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    Jenkins, Season 5 | Episode 13

    When Lily finds out the co-worker Marshall is always telling funny stories about is actually a woman, she doesn't get jealous, which irks Marshall.

    Go to show
  • 03:00 CAT

    How I Met Your Mother

    All
    +

    The Perfect Week, Season 5 | Episode 14

    When Barney is about to complete the perfect week, landing seven different girls in seven days, the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

    Go to show
  • 03:25 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Ray's Ring, Season 6 | Episode 4

    RAY IS MISTAKEN FOR A BACHELOR WHEN HE LOSES HIS WEDDING RING.

    Go to show
  • 03:45 CAT

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All
    +

    Marie's Sculpture, Season 6 | Episode 5

    Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class that bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.

    Go to show
  • 04:10 CAT

    Secrets At The Hotel

    All
    +

    Episode 1, Season 1 | Episode 1

    Hoping to solve his sister's disappearance, a penniless man becomes a waiter at a suspicious hotel.

  • 05:05 CAT

    Numb3rs

    +

    When a mega-heiress is abducted by an extremist group looking to punish her industrialist father, Don and the team rush to find her captors.

  • 05:45 CAT

    American Dad

    16+
    +

    Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six, Season 12 | Episode 3

    When everyone in the family agrees that eighteen-year-old Haley is a downer, she wonders what happened to her as a child that changed her from “Happy Haley.” She visits a hypnotherapy doctor, who is really Roger in another of his alter-egos, and ends up regressing back to her six-year-old self. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends buy a slow cooker and try to make the perfect pork.

    Go to show